This weekend things were going to well. Its been so boring around here lately, even though we've trained the human woman to toss a squeeky toy to us out in the yard (one at a time though, since every squeeky toy is MINE). Its been rainy and I guess squeeky toys melt in the rain, although I think its actually the human woman that melts in the rain, whatever, we haven't been getting enough exercise and excitement, so what bette way to get the blood flowing than with a good ol stupid fight.
We started out in the yard like normal, but then Sam decided he wanted a little drama, so he started in with harassing the Mutatoe. Mutatoe didn't like that, so let the fun begin. I stayed off to the side with a bowl of popcorn and watched the fun (better than HBO) as Mutatoe and Spineless Bionic Hip pup had a knock out, drag out stupid fight with tufts of hair flying, screaming (by the human woman) and even a surprise guest appearance by the human man who in his rush to get out to stop the stupid fight put his shorts on inside out.
Oh, it was so amusing and entertaining!
Nobody was really hurt during the stupid fight (except for a small nick on Sam's ear that bled a lot and freaked out the humans), and after sufficient screaming, they stopped and went back inside and took a nap together.
Humans... so dramatic.