Monday, March 16, 2009

Stupid Fight

This weekend things were going to well. Its been so boring around here lately, even though we've trained the human woman to toss a squeeky toy to us out in the yard (one at a time though, since every squeeky toy is MINE). Its been rainy and I guess squeeky toys melt in the rain, although I think its actually the human woman that melts in the rain, whatever, we haven't been getting enough exercise and excitement, so what bette way to get the blood flowing than with a good ol stupid fight.

We started out in the yard like normal, but then Sam decided he wanted a little drama, so he started in with harassing the Mutatoe. Mutatoe didn't like that, so let the fun begin. I stayed off to the side with a bowl of popcorn and watched the fun (better than HBO) as Mutatoe and Spineless Bionic Hip pup had a knock out, drag out stupid fight with tufts of hair flying, screaming (by the human woman) and even a surprise guest appearance by the human man who in his rush to get out to stop the stupid fight put his shorts on inside out.

Oh, it was so amusing and entertaining!

Nobody was really hurt during the stupid fight (except for a small nick on Sam's ear that bled a lot and freaked out the humans), and after sufficient screaming, they stopped and went back inside and took a nap together.

Humans... so dramatic.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Somehow that is almost exakhtly how I pikhtured woo!

I think we heard the skhreaming up here in Pawsylvania...


Ozzie the OZmonster said...

This is why I don't share my squeekies. Of the two, which one are you going to represent once charges are brought up?

Is that buttered or non-buttered?

Amy and the Huskies said...

Isn't it fun to freak out the humans? Pass the popcorn!

Cyber-sibes said...

Appawrently woo had a great ringside seat!

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Tracey and Huffle said...

Can I share your popcorn?

Huffle Mawson

The Thundering Herd said...

Always fun to scare the humans with that one. Our last one was over a bird that flew onto our porch. Qannik thought it was his bird and Cheoah thought it was hers. As they fought over it, Natasha ate it. Fight over.

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Glad that everypup is okay - but gee my mum laughed when she read this, especially the part about the human man and his shorts :)



BenTheRotti said...

Pleased to hear there were no serious injuries (well apart from the trauma suffered by the neighbours after seeing the human man running around in inside out shorts!!)
I would have been right with you and the popcorn.. nothing like a good action movie!!

You are of course spot on about humans being dramatic.. Mum is currently leading the drama queen stakes in poop inspection, like now there are two of us she needs to know whose poop it is and check its all ok..which in her mind it never is.. then the drama commences! *sigh* WTF is that all about!!??

love and tailwags,

Ben xxx (Millie sends puppy kisses)

Painter Pack said...

Pass me the popcorn and a chair!!! Woo has some WWF going on!!


The OP Pack said...

We'll take a few kernels to nibble on too - great wa to spice up the weekend.

Woos, the OP Pack

Huskee and Hershey said...

Exactly... don't understand why the humans like to dramatize everything. Pass me some popcorn too, would you?

Dakota said...

Yum, popcorn!
OK, I don't get it. Who went in and napped after the fight? Sam and the Mutatoe, or the humans? Or was there some weird four way napping going on?
It's really quiet here in the Mountains.......

Mango said...

Gosh, I wouldn't have the energy for that kind of rukus. I would be on the sidelines with the popcorn too.


Maverick the Pirate said...

Oh no not a fight. they should have to give ye more treats to keep them from doing that again.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

dogsleddn said...

this is soooo funny. You should write a book as I told you earlier. Do you have a book????. You can sell them at my race I will give you a free booth.
I hope you do this sib people will buy it and dog people as well.
Hell let's make a movie 3D.
let me know.