
Monday, December 31, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Saving Amber

When the A04 announced that poor Amber had been kidnapped and held for ransom by evil reindeer, I knew there was only one thing to do...
Yes, call all reindeer out for a turf war. Its time, those reindeer have been getting mighty pompous and trying to take over husky land lately. We can't have reindeer rolling in our snow (if we ever get any) and taking all of our glory. Yes, its time for a rumble, an all out gang war...
What? Amber was saved already?
Crap, I never get to wear the headband anymore. Let me go change.
Meeshka
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
National Stare Off

Because some of us didn't get ANY snow during the Blizzard of 2007 or whatever those lame and worthless weather people are calling that last storm, I'm calling on all huskies to stare at their humans.
I'm convinced that they can somehow control the weather, and for some reason, some of them are holding out on the snow. By staring at them, I'm sure they'll crack under the pressure and release the snow we all so richly deserve.
Start staring.
Meeshka
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Writers Strike - Big Bang... ok, its not
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Writers Strike - Big Bang Theory One More Time
Monday, December 10, 2007
Writers Strike - Big Bang Theory Again
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Writers Strike - Numbers
Friday, December 07, 2007
Writers Strike - Heroes (Part gazillion)

After all of the Heroes gave it their all with their super powers, they called upon Cosmo, the peacemaker, to be their representative at the Woonited Nations. While normally passive and will put up with a lot of crap, Cosmo knows how to intimidate and show who is boss when the chips are down. Shortly after this picture was taken, Cosmo played wolf and caribou with Condi Rice because she was leaning on him, then he peed on the the Canadian Prime Minister, just to show him who was really the boss.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Writers Strike - Special Weather Bulletin
The regularly scheduled program will not be seen tonight because ITS SNOWING HERE!!!!
Who has time to write a tv show when there's snow to play in, not me, so I'll be out cavorting in the snow, and smashing the gimpy mutatoe's head into the snow, and leaping in the snow and laying in the snow, so sorry, snow takes priority, I'm sure you understand.

Until tomorrow, remember that it is National Handwashing Week. You humans remember to wash your hands because frankly... you people get into some nasty stinky things and then use that flowery soapy junk and then smell even worse. It should be National Roll In A Dead Thing Week, but they don't have that, nooooo. And is it just me, but why do they have to have a National Handwashing Week? Do they not wash their hands the other 51 human weeks?
Stay tuned tomorrow for your next exciting tv episode that I need to come up with since those stupid writers are STILL on strike, eesh.
Meeshka
Who has time to write a tv show when there's snow to play in, not me, so I'll be out cavorting in the snow, and smashing the gimpy mutatoe's head into the snow, and leaping in the snow and laying in the snow, so sorry, snow takes priority, I'm sure you understand.

Until tomorrow, remember that it is National Handwashing Week. You humans remember to wash your hands because frankly... you people get into some nasty stinky things and then use that flowery soapy junk and then smell even worse. It should be National Roll In A Dead Thing Week, but they don't have that, nooooo. And is it just me, but why do they have to have a National Handwashing Week? Do they not wash their hands the other 51 human weeks?
Stay tuned tomorrow for your next exciting tv episode that I need to come up with since those stupid writers are STILL on strike, eesh.
Meeshka
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Writers Strike - Heroes (part XXXVII)
Much to every husky's amazement, humans keep being stupid and more and more are called to help the cause.
The Kapp Pack has been called in to summon their super powers and save the world from the stupid humans.
When brute husky force won't work, Sky is called in to use his ear piercing bark. He sneaks up on unsuspecting stupid humans and unleashes a bark that has been clocked at hurricane speeds, a sound unreadable on the decibel thing, but it gets the point across... unless humans are just that stupid.
Canyon is also called upon to use his thermodynamic torso for assisting in biped metatarsal temperature regulation powers, but since all humans have cold feet, they become addicted to his warming powers and must keep him on their feet at all times. This limits their mobility and without movement, its harder for them to be stupid. We need more huskies with thermodynamic powers to immobilize more humans. Those with head sitting abilities are wanted as well. (script writers note: the evil censor human woman wouldn't let me put up the cartoon that showed that Canyon was actually the cause of human spontaneous combustion... some people have no sense of humor)
Finally in the Kapp Pack arsenal is the very precious and delicate Kelsey Ann. Her humans have been stymied because Kelsey Ann refuses to look at them. No matter
what they do, no matter how how they try, Kelsey Ann will not look them in the eye. Kelsey Ann has X-ray vision, allowing her to see through containers and find doggie cookies, tasty food in the fridge, and all of the things her humans try to hide from her... unfortunately she also sees right through her humans and frankly she's a bit embarrassed by what she sees and wishes they would wear some lead clothing.
The Kapp Pack has been called in to summon their super powers and save the world from the stupid humans.
Finally in the Kapp Pack arsenal is the very precious and delicate Kelsey Ann. Her humans have been stymied because Kelsey Ann refuses to look at them. No matter
Monday, December 03, 2007
Writers Strike - Heroes (Part 415)
As the stupid humans are harder to thwart than first thought, two more husky heroes have had to delay their air conditioning vent naps to help fight their stupidity.
Jack has kid magnetism. Wherever he goes, kids are pulled into his highly magnetic fur and
stick. Some feel its the static electricity of the fur that does it, but everyone knows that Jack is just so soft that he's irresistible. Once he's gathered as many kids as possible, he takes them to HULA headquarters where other huskies lick their faces because kids always have food on their faces.
Star has those baby blue eyes that stupid humans just can't seem to resist. They stare into those mesmerizing eyes and look at her fluffiness and fall fast asleep. Just look at her, look at those eyes! You're starting to feel sleepy aren't you. You want to yawn, don't you. I bet you just yawned. Its probably too late, you'd better just lay down rather than hurt yourself when you fall. When you wake up, huskies will rule the world!
Jack has kid magnetism. Wherever he goes, kids are pulled into his highly magnetic fur and


Sunday, December 02, 2007
Writers Strike - Heroes (part 301)

Saturday, December 01, 2007
Writers Strike - Heroes (part 300)
Chili uses his directional fur spray to cover the humans in a mass of fluffiness to keep them from doing stupid things.

Friday, November 30, 2007
Writers Strike - Heroes (again)
Despite the many talents of the other Hero Huskies, the humans continue to be stupid (what a shock), so more HULA members must unleash their inner talents and help rid the earth of stupid people.
Khyra, the appointed husky in charge of changing the stupid human alphabet and ridding it of redundant letters to make it simpler, such as deleting the pesky and worthless letter "C" using her sweet brown eyes to melt every human that looks into them.
Super puppy Juneau learned the art of flying at an early age. When not cruising the skies with Turbo, smacking stupid humans on the head, Juneau flies around looking for humans carrying food products in those silly "green" grocery bags, swoops down and steals them, then shares the goodies with his pack after he picks out the good stuff.

Thursday, November 29, 2007
Writers Strike - Survivor Semi-Final
Well, our gang of obsessive compulsive cleaners hasn't fared very well in the past week. We lost one when Loki yacked up on the carpet, licked it back up, then horked it out on another spot of the carpet. This caused Louise of Valparaiso, IN to totally lose it, and run screaming from the house. John of San Angelo, TX found a piece of fur in his underwear and had to be taken to the emergency room. We hope you feel better John.
Tonight's episode is the Semi-Final, where we hope someone wins, but the contestants aren't looking very healthy.
Tonight's challenge:
Husky Fur Condiment!

Tonight's episode is the Semi-Final, where we hope someone wins, but the contestants aren't looking very healthy.
Tonight's challenge:
Husky Fur Condiment!


Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Writers Strike - Life
A courageous and dedicated police dog fights crime and keeps people safe.

Then one day, she is framed for murder, found guilty and sent to prison for a long time.

Her lawyer gets a new trial and proves that she is innocent of the crime and wins a gazillion bucks in a lawsuit.

Taking her money (after lawyers fees, expenses, etc.) Meeshka rejoins the force and tries to find the real killers to redeem her good name.
Well, ok, she could care less about her name now that she's filthy rich.

Then one day, she is framed for murder, found guilty and sent to prison for a long time.

Her lawyer gets a new trial and proves that she is innocent of the crime and wins a gazillion bucks in a lawsuit.

Taking her money (after lawyers fees, expenses, etc.) Meeshka rejoins the force and tries to find the real killers to redeem her good name.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007
That Wacky Human Woman
The human woman was just sitting around and someone poked her in the eye with an icepick. Yes, selfish-grain time. She refuses to get out of bed to post a new tv show that I wrote, so here's a picture of me in my fluffy fineness.
Think of it as a pre-empted show for the George Foreman Grill or something.
Meeshka
(all I want for Christmas is a set of opposable thumbs... and those cool ginzu knives)
Think of it as a pre-empted show for the George Foreman Grill or something.
Meeshka
(all I want for Christmas is a set of opposable thumbs... and those cool ginzu knives)
Monday, November 26, 2007
A Woo for a lost one
I was saddened to learn that Ozzy and Romeo lost their human man recently.
All of us here are going to give a woo to tell those already across the Rainbow Bridge to welcome him, play with him, and keep him company until his loved ones can join him.
Please woo with us, and go to Ozzy and Romeo’s blog to let them know that he’s waiting for them over there, and that he’s fine.
Meeshka
All of us here are going to give a woo to tell those already across the Rainbow Bridge to welcome him, play with him, and keep him company until his loved ones can join him.
Please woo with us, and go to Ozzy and Romeo’s blog to let them know that he’s waiting for them over there, and that he’s fine.
Meeshka
Writers Strike - The Big Bang Theory
Two total geeks know computers, but don't know women. Their new, hot neighbor shows them the way to a woman's heart isn't through a USB port.
OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? You want me to write that crap? Who watches that lame show anyway, with its stupid fake laugh track and bad scripts.
Fine, maybe this will get people to tune into that stupid show before it gets cancelled, and next week if its still on the air, I'll see if Henry Winkler will come out of retirement, don his Fonzi jacket and jump a shark tank:
OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? You want me to write that crap? Who watches that lame show anyway, with its stupid fake laugh track and bad scripts.
Fine, maybe this will get people to tune into that stupid show before it gets cancelled, and next week if its still on the air, I'll see if Henry Winkler will come out of retirement, don his Fonzi jacket and jump a shark tank:

Sunday, November 25, 2007
Writers Strike - Battlestar Galactica
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
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