Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ghoul Pool Time

Yes everypup, its that time of the year again.... (cue scary music) UNCLE JACK WILL BE HERE SOON!

As you all should know (because you faithfully follow my every word and have read all 992 (this will be 993) of my posts, that Uncle Jack’s arrival usually brings a horrible natural disaster and the death of a famous person.

There are no prizes for anyone that guesses which famous person kicks the bucket during Uncle Jack’s visit, other than a smug sense of satisfaction and slight guilt trip wondering if you are partially responsible for a star dying by your guess, but give it a guess anyway. You can also try to guess this year’s natural disaster as well if you are feeling particularly cruel.

The official Uncle Jack death watch will begin on 5 September and end on 12 September, so if your guess dies between those dates... well... I mean really, what can you say.

Unlike last year where I spent all of my Uncle Jack visiting time trying to keep the human woman sober while I posted 100 blog posts for a good cause, I will not be doing anything this vacation time except napping, sleeping, eating, napping, and perhaps laying on the air vent. I will be posting more than usual (and lately its been most difficult, what with the human woman complaining about her broken foot, hello human woman, you don’t type with your feet so shut up), so stay tuned for that fun.

On a side note, I’m having some issues with the Mutatoe that I’ll be discussing in a later post entitled: And what part of Queen of the World don’t you understand as you lay on my spot on the bed.

Meeshka
Post your ghoul pool guesses in the comment section.

16 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Robert Novak should have waited...

I'll ponder it and get back to ya!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My word is HYSTRI...that the start of a good word fur one of your brofurs!

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

If I kill the next squeekie I get during thaat time, does that count?

No seriously, I am going to guess Patrick Swayze.

And the natural disaster will be(going WAY out on a limb here) a hurricane in Florida.

Stay fuzzy,

Ozzie

The Thundering Herd said...

Ted Kennedy and an earthquake in California (or wildfires or floods or a balanced budget or some other freak of nature for California).

Mango said...

Uncle Jack is most curious. Does he have a side job as the grim reaper?

Slobbers,
Mango

Cyber-sibes said...

Hmm, we'll start thinking on who, what & where...
993 posts? That's a lot of pawing clawing & fluff! We found your blog in the later days of old guy-guy Nova. (and Mom's favorite post is the night of Nova's "poo tsunami". It still makes her laugh till she can't breathe)

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Dakota said...

Hmmmmmm.
One of the remaining Golden Girls, and a hurricane hitting the East Coast. The Mom is heading to the beach the weekend of the 12th. Leaving me here. She deserves to have a rainy beach day. Leaving me here. Harrumph!

Turbo the Sibe said...

I want to make 2 guesses:

Senator Ted Kennedy

Marcia Strassman (Julie on Welcome Back Kotter)

Anonymous said...

Michael Vick - he will be attacked and killed by those crazy PETA people. Finally! PETA will be of use to the world.

Tracey and Huffle said...

Arnold Schwarzenegger (is that how you spell it?) and LA sliding off California into the sea after a big earthquake.

I have high hopes.

Huffle Mawson

Tracey and Huffle said...

p.s. I love Uncle Jack.

husky mom said...

Mike Wallace (from 60 Minutes) and a huge mudslide.

Holly and Khady said...

Wow, is it that time of year again? We love it when Uncle Jack visits. It's always so interesting.

I'm really hoping for Michael Vick, but probably won't get that lucky.

Not sure who will be my back-up pick. I'm going to have to think on it a little while.

Holly

Janet said...

Vacation and Uncle Jack's visit - break out the Chocolate Martinis!

Lauri said...

Blitzen here.
I'm going to guess Micheal Jackson's doctor is going to have a mysterious accident.
I'll vote for hurricane hitting Texas. Mommy has to go there later this month. She just got back from Alaska and needs to spend some time with me.

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Janine Farina said...

I'm guessing Jerry Lewis.
Uncle Jack sound wonderful.