Yes, its happened again. We thought he was cured after his last stint in rehab, but apparently he's had a relapse. He hid it well, the Human Woman doesn't know how long he's been hiding it, but she suspected something was up when she kept finding socks with no matching pair when she did laundry. 
Yesterday she found one sock behind a door, another hidden in a corner, then she caught him red handed with one in his mouth as he was trying to slink out of the bathroom.
As of today, Loki is back at the Betty Ford clinic for cushy hoarders. He should be back after a few weeks, and this time we hope it takes, but the humans still can't find a few socks, so I think he's got them hidden for later.
In case you were wondering, the Human Woman is now complaining about a pimple on her face. She thinks nobody can see it, but here's my artist's rendition of it, judge for yourself.
Yesterday she found one sock behind a door, another hidden in a corner, then she caught him red handed with one in his mouth as he was trying to slink out of the bathroom.
As of today, Loki is back at the Betty Ford clinic for cushy hoarders. He should be back after a few weeks, and this time we hope it takes, but the humans still can't find a few socks, so I think he's got them hidden for later.
In case you were wondering, the Human Woman is now complaining about a pimple on her face. She thinks nobody can see it, but here's my artist's rendition of it, judge for yourself.
I've heard the clinic can do wonders!! Woo Woo!!
ReplyDeleteMya Boo Boo
Here's hoping for a fast and long lasting recovery.
ReplyDeleteTail wags, the OP Pack
It only seems proper that a rain man type would end up with a hoarder...
ReplyDeleteAs for the zit that ate Merryland, I'll start khovering my things with plastikh...
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I myslef prefer panties over socks and I refuse to go into rehab.
ReplyDeleteI'm wooing so hard I just peed my fur...
ReplyDeleteOzzie
My Mommy thinks I might need to go to that clinic! But she can't make me! Whoa what a zit!
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Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
Sorry you got nailed - food is my thang and when I can get away with it, I jump up, paws on the counter, and steal the cat's food. When I get caught, boy, I run into majorly big trouble and by the way, that zit's majorly large too.
ReplyDeleteLicks,
Sammie
Poor Loki. Kodiak is our klepto and he a very poor thief. He tries to walk around with things hidden in his mouth and he always gets caught.
ReplyDeleteDid you stage an intervention? Do you think rehab will work?
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Its hard to hide socks. I tried hiding one in my tummy once, but it came out and momma found it.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
Best of luck to Loki, cushy hoarding is a tough addiction to break.
ReplyDeleteHa-roo! Hi there, little pimple-guy! Why would she want to get rid of such a cute little zit? Can't be any worse than one of those nose-piercing studs that look like a big ol' wart.
woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo
Tsk Tsk Tsk......a repeat offender. Meeshka, you didn't plant those socks did woo???
ReplyDeleteECHO
Tia is a sock hoarder!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sitka
Woo Woo and Harooooo!
ReplyDeleteCould my maw has dat address for da clinic. I think we need to send Nikita der too. He steals lots of stuff too.
Husky kisses,
Biloxi
Your Mom's pimple looks like Tanner's most recent Doofus Dot...is she showing any other Doofusy symptoms???
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