I'm convinced that the human woman has that Munchausen by dog thing going on. No, Munchausen isn't a pathological need to eat junk food continuously, although she has that too, its that thing where people hurt themselves all the time to get sympathy from their friends.
Case in point, she was standing right where I was putting my foot down and the next thing I know
she's screaming and hollering, jumping up and down and clutching her foot. She's accusing me of stomping on her foot so hard that I bruised it. How could little fluffy me do such horrendous bruising to a human foot? Human feet are apparently quite delicate and bruise easily. She once stubbed her toe on the Mutatoe, and while the Mutatoe is quite ample in the ass, I don't see him being so sturdy as to damage a toe.
She also accuses me of clawing her bloody (especially during storms) but if she would just do what I demand, when I demand it, at the times I've set forth in the rules of the house, I wouldn't need to claw her. Apparently humans are so dense that you have to claw them a LOT to get them to follow rules. I truly don't see how they even function as a society with their set of rules and laws when they can't remember that at 6pm my food bowl better be on the ground and filled!
pffft
Meeshka
Case in point, she was standing right where I was putting my foot down and the next thing I know
she's screaming and hollering, jumping up and down and clutching her foot. She's accusing me of stomping on her foot so hard that I bruised it. How could little fluffy me do such horrendous bruising to a human foot? Human feet are apparently quite delicate and bruise easily. She once stubbed her toe on the Mutatoe, and while the Mutatoe is quite ample in the ass, I don't see him being so sturdy as to damage a toe.She also accuses me of clawing her bloody (especially during storms) but if she would just do what I demand, when I demand it, at the times I've set forth in the rules of the house, I wouldn't need to claw her. Apparently humans are so dense that you have to claw them a LOT to get them to follow rules. I truly don't see how they even function as a society with their set of rules and laws when they can't remember that at 6pm my food bowl better be on the ground and filled!
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Meeshka
Well, I do know that your skills have teleported themselves to the Den of DomiNO!
ReplyDeleteFurry well done!
I think FG's studly brofur of yours must be channeling woo!
Happy Khlawing!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Is your Maw like a delicate little flower? One wittle paw on da foot and she feels shquished? Woo better learn your Maw how to be tough? Sheesh! Thank dogness we are tough.
ReplyDeleteHusky kisses,
Biloxi
Human trainability does seem to be getting more and more difficult. I think your human is just very accident prone.
ReplyDeletePhbbb
Hi Meeshka, I have to claw my humans to get what I want to. Or I whine, pace, bark, whatever it takes. I feel your pain! ~Twix
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that after all this time, your human woman is not appropriately trained. Do you have to send her back to pre-school or something?
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Sigh..tell me about it! It happened to me to the other day. Mommy blamed me for the scratches on her legs. She should have worn long pants when playing with moi!!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Maxx
The worst is when the human trips over us (uh, look where you are going, huh?), gets in the way during zoomies (uh, look where we are going, huh?), or takes a tree branch to the face on a trail (uh, we cleared it, what's your problem?).
ReplyDeleteWOO Meeshka,
ReplyDeleteThose humans blame us for everything. Phhht is right!
WOOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe
Serves them right for being built so flimsily.
ReplyDeletePlus, woo do seem to have a particularly accident-prone human woman. We're just sayin'.
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo
Woo Woo Meeshka!
ReplyDeleteThank Woo for the private lessons.
Siberian Death Clawer,
DomiNo