The Queen's State of the Union Address

Furscore and 1 dog year ago, some humans brought forth this new continent, that was actually already here, but they “discovered” it, and then they took it over and about the only thing we have to show for it is some guy screeching something about pants on the ground. Whoot.

Now we got some other guy that has managed to spend all of the human’s money, wants more of their money, but there is no more money, so he said that we should stop spending money on silly things, except the silly things he still wants. These silly things do not include Wubbas, squeeky toys, tasty treats, or exotic squirrel dancing, therefore as your Queen, I do not approve of this new no more spending except we’ll spend on things even though we don’t have any money thing.

Speaking of spending money, I would like everyone that has donated to PETA to read how your money, that you probably thought went to saving the lives of dogs and cats and other animals that need to be saved is being offered to fix a bridge if they will call it “Peace on your Plate Bridge”. I’m sure the poor dogs and cats languishing in shelters and being killed for lack of good homes really appreciate their help. Please donate your money to your local SPCA, who actually tries to help animals find good homes.

So, we apparently have humans who represent themselves as kind, caring, helpful, but spend your money on stupid, frivolous crap or they just give it to their friends. Things have gotten out of control and we need your help to bring it back home.

Your Queen commands you to tell your humans to stop donating money, time, and effort on international big bloated “non-profit” organizations that actually pay its people to be nice and do things. Please find a local charity, one that you can actually walk into and see with your own eyes the good they do in your local community, then donate your hard earned money there, or donate your time there. Go to Charity Navigator and find charities that spend more money on their cause than they do administrative, marketing, or paying their people.

Don’t allow others to spend your money as THEY see fit, put it to good use for causes that you believe in.

In the meantime, we are planting dogs in human costumes to run for office so we can finally get this country back to where it belongs... where people aren’t so worried about losing their houses and abandoning their furry loved ones, and have plenty of time to stop and smell the puppies.



  1. Amen sister!! I mean Queen!!


  2. Excellent post. We send dollars to local places too that we have actually visited.


  3. Woooooo! Bravwoooooo! What a most excellent post and we totally agree. Our local all breed rescue gets our support because we see the number of dogs they pull from our shelter every week. They recently asked for help raising money for a van because their old van had saved so many hundreds of dogs that its motor simply quit. Places like that are making a difference. One human phrase we like - Think Global, Act Local!

  4. Woo'd from the heart to the heart of the matter! A refreshingly direct & honest speech, which is more than the bipeds are going to hear in their State of the Union spiel!

    a-roos to yous,
    jack a-roo & maybe moo

    P.S. Spiel: A lengthy or extravagant speech or argument usually intended to persuade.
    Spiel: A of talk associated especially with salesmen.

  5. Here, Here! Great rant my queen. Well said. Politicians are poop! Livergreat for all!

  6. Hear hear! ::applause::


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