Now that my glorious snow is all melted from the stupid rain and my yard is nothing more than a quicksand pit of goo, I figured its a sign for me to get busy with inducting some new HULA members.
I have to admit, I've been purposefully ignoring young princess Dief for a while. She has so much potential, and frankly its been fun watching her do more and more devious things in order to get a coveted HULA membership. I nearly piddled in the human woman's chair when I saw the mud fest and frankly, there's no better way to totally freak out a human for no reason than by revealing your (natural) third eye lid at them and thinking your eye is going to fall out. Simply brilliant!
I also commend you on your methodology for telling your humans when you have to go outside, the tongue in the nose thing really does work.
So Diefenbaker, I hereby award you with a coveted spot in the HULA Hoop, so very well deserved, and I know you will strive to come up with new and exciting ways to torture your humans, and assist me in taking over the world.