Sparky did just that today with his amazing endeavors.
In just one day, Sparky has managed to encompass almost ALL of the HULA requirements, and he did so with flair!
First of all, he lives with a Human Woman named Kat... get it... like that isn't funny all by itself, but it gets better! Yes, it actually gets better!
Sometime last night, Sparky and Patches ate an entire bag of uncooked rice. Why? Who cares, its funny, and it totally freaked out their human woman, who had to call a vet and explain what had happened.
The icing on the HULA cake was this:
I think its only fair, seeing how he's had to put up with this crap:
So, for all of your hard work and dedicated service to the global goal of driving humans insane... this HULA is for you!