The other day, Zim contacted me because his human woman was negligent in her walking duties.
It seems that unlike my human woman, Zim and Dave get twice daily walks and get to go see things all the time. They actually have an ocean, and a giant's castle, and they get close up sniffs of kitties and things.
Me... well, this is what I see every day:
Today we got to do this:
Zim was upset because his human woman was unable to walk them because of the pollen and some stupid fires that were intentionally set to keep stupid cedar trees from taking over the prairie (whatever the prairie is), and as Turbo says... just stupid.
So I mentioned the myriad of pharmaceuticals my human woman dumps into her body on an average day, and suggested that their human woman go buy some of them. For instance, this is what my human woman looks like without Zyrtec:
But after popping some allergy pills, she's the picture of vibrancy and pep:
Us... not so much.