Once again we have a lovely cool day, and I'm frisky.
I'm not normally frisky, as I have to be the Queen of the house, but today, I feel frisky, so I'm skittering around the house, yard, and beating up on Loki for no real reason.
The human woman pulled a nasty trick on us. While she was asleep this morning, we were out under the deck digging to China again. When she came out and saw just how big the hole was (and no, despite what she said there is no way the deck would fall into it), she covered it back up AGAIN, but then she put our poop on top of the cool digging spot. Like we're going to dig in that? If I get a chance, I'm going to put some of her poo on my spot of the bed to keep her off of it.
I also have to say that the human woman is like an oven when she sleeps. I'm waiting for her to spontaneously combust one of these days. She's so hot that I have to move out of my bed spot to get away from the waves of heat coming off her. You could cook a hot dog on her sometimes (although I can't get into the fridge to get a hot dog to try this, I'll try sometime and let you know the results). Its not just me, the human man has made this comment too.
Meeshka
(chili dogs anyone?)
I'm not normally frisky, as I have to be the Queen of the house, but today, I feel frisky, so I'm skittering around the house, yard, and beating up on Loki for no real reason.
The human woman pulled a nasty trick on us. While she was asleep this morning, we were out under the deck digging to China again. When she came out and saw just how big the hole was (and no, despite what she said there is no way the deck would fall into it), she covered it back up AGAIN, but then she put our poop on top of the cool digging spot. Like we're going to dig in that? If I get a chance, I'm going to put some of her poo on my spot of the bed to keep her off of it.
I also have to say that the human woman is like an oven when she sleeps. I'm waiting for her to spontaneously combust one of these days. She's so hot that I have to move out of my bed spot to get away from the waves of heat coming off her. You could cook a hot dog on her sometimes (although I can't get into the fridge to get a hot dog to try this, I'll try sometime and let you know the results). Its not just me, the human man has made this comment too.
Meeshka
(chili dogs anyone?)
Meanie Shonee knows how to open the fridge. She gets in there to get hot dogs and roasts and stuff. I tried it once, but I got caught and Da momma was mad. So I haven't done it again. You should try it Meeshka, I know you could do it!
ReplyDeleteChili dogs! That's what Mom calls us in the winter. She calls us hot dogs in the summer.
ReplyDeleteRoxie, Sammy & Andy
I can so relate Meeshka. My Mom is always flapping the covers because she gets hot too. Be nice to her and go sleep on the vent and give her a break. She so does not need your fluffiness sleeping beside her. Tell your Dad to be nice to her too.
ReplyDeleteMake me a hot dog, too!
ReplyDeleteI'd like the learn how to get in the fridge too. You're lucky you even get a spot on the bed. All the dogs at my house (including princess me) have to sleep in crates. The people say it's so the dasterdly kitties have some "safe" time, but I think it's becuase the humans love the kitties better. My friend Tansy tried the poop on the human bed trick once but it didn't work. Let us know if it works for you.
ReplyDeleteMeeskha, take it from me, going potty on your parent's bed is not a good thing. Boy do they get angry when they have to change the sheets at midnight.
ReplyDeleteLater,
Althea