I'm not amused

I’ve come inside from laying out in the glorious cold weather to tell you that I’m not amused.

I’ve let the gimpy duo play their silly games, and wrestle and chew on each other, but this is the last straw. Its my job to referee and make sure they don’t kill each other, but my job is very dangerous, especially when the boys don’t even watch where they’re running.

There I was, minding my own business. Just standing there, making sure that not only the gimpy dorks are playing fairly, but also sizing up the human woman’s leg for clawing, when totally out of the blue, those two just ran me over! Knocked me right off my feet and rolled me down the hill.

STOP LAUGHING!

It wasn’t funny!

One minute I’m just standing there, and the next I’m rolling down a hill, getting my fluffiness all dirty! The human woman started laughing at me, didn’t even immediately come and check to make sure I was ok. Oh sure, she stopped laughing long enough to help me get the dirt out of my fluffiness, and even expressed some concern between giggles when I walked over to the steps and lay down and glared at her. I could have been seriously injured in the whole thing, and there she is laughing at me.

Sure it would have been funny had it been Sam or Loki, but it was me, and its not funny, and no I don’t wish I had a camera to record that, it hurt and was embarrassing.

Meeshka
(thankfully my extra fluffiness kept me from getting seriously injured)