Friday, June 05, 2009

HULA Political Update

You may recall our failed attempts to infiltrate the American elections with our own HULA operative. We truly do feel that a canine with experience can make better decisions than any human.

We had sent one of our best HULA operatives to specialized human training. “Windswept Siberian Snowfall of the Wunderlands“ AKA ”Britches“ AKA Governor Tim Pawlenty was found out when the Bangledeshi spun human suit failed under adverse conditions during a ”meet and greet“.

We truly did feel that once Britches was found out, the humans would never fall for it again, but we’ve found that humans have a memory that lasts about 1 month long and you can actually fool them more than once with the same thing. It truly is amazing their gullibility and lack of long term memory.

This time, we commissioned the suit to be spun from Chinese worms, and paid top dollar to ensure that the silk did not contain melamine or lead or anything else toxic and harmful, and it appears to be holding out quite well, even during moments of great stress, such as press conference saying he was not running for Governor a third term and leaving the press to slather about his chances for President in the next election.

We feel that with the suit now performing as expected, and with Britches really living the role of a human, we stand a chance at winning over what is left of the country in 2012... except for that pesky Mayan calendar ending thing in which case... never mind.



NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Will we all get a hummer out of this deal?


Princess Eva and Brice said...

Some days, we're embarrassed to live in Minnsota. But then we remember that we do get a lot of snow.

Princess Eva & Brice

ThePainterPack said...

I hope woo do get a Hummer out of this deal!! No, wait...didn't that car company sell the Hummer? Perhaps a Honda would do.

Jack & Moo said...

We have our paws crossed that there will be something left over by 2012... I'm just sayin...


Teddy Westlife said...

You could move to Australia. We don't have those issues here. Also: we follow a gregorian calendar so our world will not end :)

Huffle Mawson