I see that the neighbors aren't sorting their recycling, which is apparently why the whole neighborhood is under double secret recycling monitoring probation thingie, or whatever the human woman is ranting about.
Stupid cat is pooping in my flower bed again. I've told the human woman to let me out and I'll take care of that problem, but no. I guess I'll just have to throw myself at the big picture window every time it happens.
Oh, hey, old neighbor human, if you're going to walk around nude, please close the curtains... seriously.... even Shar Pei dogs aren't that disgustingly wrinkly.
I wonder if we're having grilled food today.
Meeshka
Stupid cat is pooping in my flower bed again. I've told the human woman to let me out and I'll take care of that problem, but no. I guess I'll just have to throw myself at the big picture window every time it happens.
Oh, hey, old neighbor human, if you're going to walk around nude, please close the curtains... seriously.... even Shar Pei dogs aren't that disgustingly wrinkly.
I wonder if we're having grilled food today.
Meeshka
I've heard woo are having waffle khones and ice khream!
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Khyra
Cute pose, would surely make a good security dog! Have a great weekend!
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Maxx
It's not me pooping in your flower bed. I travel with my own litter box. Hope you get something grilled and tasty!
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Good thing woo are there to keep order in that art of the universe.
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Star & jack a-roo
Quite a universe to monitor there.
ReplyDeleteYou hooman doesn't let you do what you deserve...get that pooop making fuzzball and teach it a lesson. What flavor is it? Ewwww on the neighbor bit. You need some blinders to block those things out. Yucky!
ReplyDeleteIf humans only knew everything we can see when we rest our snooters on the railing of the deck....
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Zim
Meeshka ! You're one good guard dog. Everything happening around your neighborhood will never escape your eyes. BOL !
ReplyDeleteNekked people, recycles amok, and cat poops in your garden? The horror!
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Mango
LOL! "The big picture window" - hilarious! I really like your blog, it's very creative! What a handsome dog!
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