Clarification

I just wanted to clarify, for the record, that I did NOT bite the human woman. Those impressive marks were made solely by my sharply honed claws that I spend a lot of time sharpening in my crate for just that very reason, to motivate her to do my bidding.

The wounds were justifiable, she had NOT gotten off her butt to fill my water bowl and I was thirsty. The unmitigated gall of her to simply sit in front of her computer and not get up when I asked her to and give me some water. I mean, seriously, what does she think her purpose is in this house other than doing my bidding?

Its not my fault that her skin is paper thin and she does not have a protective layer of fluff. I regularly chew on the Mutatoe and the Spineless Bionic Hip pup Sam without causing them to bleed. I even claw them with no gushing blood. She needs to either grow some fluff or learn how to coagulate better.

Comments

  1. So, she hasn't learned to talk to the khlaw yet?

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: I thought it was storm induced...dang, it was that getting good help 'thing'

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  2. Meeshka!

    Ah, I see now! I think you did the right thing. I claw my humans too when I want something (especially the food they are holding) and then they get mad at me when I leave scratches. I think you are right, humans should grow more fluff.

    I hope you have a GRRRReat day!

    Sparky

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  3. Oh, i see...yup i agree then, humans do need to grow some fluff!

    Cheers,
    Maxx

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  4. Uh, is it serious? Does she need an ambulance? Stitches? A big woofie to stand on her foot so she'll forget the pain you inflicted? Tell us if we can help.

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  5. Bet she won't ignore you again after THAT!!!

    Holly

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  6. Same thing happens here. I put my foot on momma to try and communicate with her and sometimes leave bad marks.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  7. She probably milked it for attention from the other bipeds too, huh?

    Woos ,
    Star

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  8. I use my claws on my mum all the time and she has the scars to prove it. I like to think of it as operant conditioning.

    Huffle Mawson

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