Duck of Pain

 It is probably well know, by now, that I'm a bit rough with fluffy squeaker toys. I haven't broken Meeshka's 30 second record of destuffing and destroying a squeaker toy, but I'm still practicing.

Since it is so hot outside, Bleeder took advantage of the Amazon Prime Days sale and purchased some toys for me to keep me active and entertained.

So far, I've received the usual GoDog elephant toy (lots of fun, there's squeakers in the head, body, and both back feet. It also has the crinkly paper stuff in there, so there's lots of exciting things going on and it's really fun having multiple squeakers to surgically remove and trade up for treats.

The second toy is something new. Bleeder thought it would be great fun and maybe a bit more durable (according to the reviews) because it consists of stuffed fabric body and feet, but the neck and head are a heavy duty rubber squeaker. The description explains that even after eviscerating the soft body and rubber squeaker neck fabric, I could continue playing with the long rubber squeaker neck. Bleeder is all about functionality, so she bought it without thinking through the consequences.

Here is the Duck:

It is great fun, especially after a few throws, I discovered that if I grab it by the soft body, run back at breakneck speed, then stand right next to Bleeder (or Toast) and shake it violently, the hard rubber squeaker neck becomes a lethal weapon of pain. I smacked her on the right leg calf and HOO BOY the howls of pain! This is glorious! BEST TOY EVER.

Now, whenever it gets thrown, there is a mad scramble to avoid the Duck of Pain when I come stampeding back to them. 

You wanna play fetch? Here's your fetch!