Yawn everybody! Its apparently "Labor Day" for the humans, which means for the past few days, the Human Woman has been laboring. She's been like a total freak cleaning the house with garbage bags. We feel it has something to do with the disappearance of the Human Man, who the Human Woman claims she took to the airport... but we're beginning to wonder if he isn't really stuffed in one of those contractor bags. We're waiting for the tell-tale odor of good stinky roll in it smell.
We've been very helpful though
As some of you have remembered... its usually the time that Uncle Jack comes to visit, which means:
- Horrible catastrophe (natural and man-caused)
- The unexpected death of a celebrity
This year, the Human Man went to visit Uncle Jack... leaving us here alone with the psychotic Human Woman and her contractor bags of doom. This doesn't mean that there won't be a horrible catastrophe, or an unexpected death of a celebrity, because the rule is: if more than one of the Human Man's family is located in the same area at one time, chaos and wackiness ensues. It'll be a triple whammy on Thursday, so you have until then to get in your ghoul pool guesses:
- Horrible catastrophe
- Celebrity death
Just comment on the blog with your guesses and we'll see who wins.
Just as a hint:
I'm just sayin...
- Meeshka
