Monday, March 14, 2011

Tantrum?

The Human Woman posted a video of me "throwing a tantrum".



It just shows you how feeble she is, I'm clearly trying to tell her that its been a whole 2 minutes since I had a treat and she needs to get off her lazy butt, put down the iPad, stop playing Angry Birds and feed me!

By the way, for the record: the only reason I would run and tell someone that gramps has fallen in the well is if gramps is holding a treat.

I'm glad I could clear that up.

Meeshka

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Someone In Fulton County Has Good Taste

Every once in a while I do a Google search on myself to see who is saying what about me.  Its also a good way to find potential HULA members that I'm not aware of, and also add to my list of people that need to be clawed.

Imagine my surprise when I came across this tidbit of information.

Apparently some fine individual in District 39 of Fulton County, Georgia wanted me to be their state Senator!

The evidence is right here, and yes, I realize that someone else voted for Sam... but I don't think that counts because they didn't use his full name (Spineless Bionic hip/knee puppy Sam), therefore it was probably thrown out.

So, whoever you are in District 39 of Fulton County Georgia, a big woo out to you for your support.  Maybe we'll win in 2012 and as always, Livergreat for everyone!

On a personal note, I want to send a woo out to Millie of The Brat Pack.  It has come to my attention that she at one time aspired to become a HULA member, and was off to a good start by consuming mass amounts of pilfered spinach... but her Human Woman started shirking her blogging responsibilities and didn't follow up with documenting her HULA qualifications.  A note to the Brat Pack human woman:  no excuses now, get to it, or you'll get the claw!

- Meeshka

Update - I just realized that someone also voted for Loki, but once again, since it wasn't his official name (Mutatoe), I'm sure it was thrown out as well.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Phenobarbital recall!

Just a quick wooo to spread the word that there is a recall on a certain type of Phenobarbital because stupid humans put the wrong drugs in the wrong bottle.

Read the article, make sure you don't have these pills (the bottle and label will say Phenobarbital, but the pills inside may NOT be).  If you even suspect you have the wrong pills, don't give the pills to your dog because acetaminophen will cause all sorts of internal damage and possibly death.


Here's the link to the article, go read it, spread the word

Phenobarbital recall


- Meeshka

Sunday, March 06, 2011

New HULA Members - Sparky and Patches

There are some pups who just jump right out at you and say "HULA" and Sparky did just that today with his amazing endeavors.

In just one day, Sparky has managed to encompass almost ALL of the HULA requirements, and he did so with flair!

First of all, he lives with a Human Woman named Kat... get it... like that isn't funny all by itself, but it gets better!  Yes, it actually gets better!

Sometime last night, Sparky and Patches ate an entire bag of uncooked rice.  Why?  Who cares, its funny, and it totally freaked out their human woman, who had to call a vet and explain what had happened. 

The icing on the HULA cake was this:
Yep, he killed a stuffie, and not only did he kill and shred the stuffie throughout the house, but when his Human Woman was cleaning it up... he dumped over her large caramel mocha coffee.  Bravo!  Way to add insult to injury, way to rub salt in the wound... BRILLIANT!!!!

I think its only fair, seeing how he's had to put up with this crap:
Not to ignore the contributions of Patches, who poses as a snuggle bug cutie pup most of the time:
He's actually a total nutcase that destroys the house if he's left alone without Sparky
Gosh, that's beautiful.

So, for all of your hard work and dedicated service to the global goal of driving humans insane... this HULA is for you!

Meeshka

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Sorta Wordless Wednesday

I didn't get any breakfast this morning and I'm very angry.

I'm not speaking to the human woman.