You know, when the human woman suggested pasting my head on the body of a shaved cat, I seriously didn't think anyone would fall for it, but apparently some of you have. I don't know whether to be proud that all of you believe my every word no matter what I say, or be a little concerned that you can't tell that my head was pasted onto the body of a shaved cat.
April Fools everyone, I assure you that I would never allow the humans to shave me no matter what, and that I'm as fluffy as ever, no skin problems whatsoever.
Meeshka