When I mentioned the horrible trip to Mutatoe and Spineless Bionic Hip, Kneee... oh good gah, too many maladies to list Sam, he told me that he LOVED going on his car rides because he gets massaged, pampered, plenty of treats, and some laser thing that was warm and felt good.
Harumpf... seriously?
But that all changed the other week when he came home from his spa to announce that he had been duped all this time! No doubt the massage and warm laser thing was just a trick to get him comfortable for THIS!
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| Holy Mother of everything wrong, what is this thing I'm in??? |
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| No, there must be a horrible mistake, I'm suppose to be in the dimly lit room with soothing music getting my massage and warm laser, let me out! |
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| OHMYGAH! There's water! WATER IS FILLING THE TANK EVERYONE GET OUT! |
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| CAN'T YOU SEE THE WATER, WE'LL ALL DROWN!! |
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| HELP!!!! |
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| HELP ME, STOP LAUGHING THS ISN'T FUNNY!!! |
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| HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????? |
He did everything possible except call the SPCA on the Human Woman the next week she dragged him out of the house and to the watery icky treadmill.
"It's for your well-being, it will make you stronger and happier" she kept saying.
Well... the second week he came home and pretty much threw himself in his crate and wouldn't move. he was really creaky (angry) and sore.
The Human Woman didn't seem to bat an eyelash at it the first 2 days, but when he didn't seem any better by day 3... or 5... she got all concerned and worried and fretted and freaked out.
When Friday rolled around, she dragged poor Spineless out to the truck again, but this time he came back all happy again. Apparently the underwater treadmill torture is too much for his gimpy body, and so he's back to getting his massages and warm laser.
Well played Sam... well played!
- Meeshka
