Sunday, May 04, 2008

The Fearless Mutatoe

Yesterday the sneaky humans herded Sam and I to our crates, tried to bribe us with stuffed kongs so we wouldn't notice them taking the Mutatoe out on his harness and leash. We were not fooled at all, and did our best to let them know that we were not at all pleased with being left at home while Mutatoe got to go someplace. We made sure to scream and howl pitifully until we heard their truck drive away. None of the neighbors even bothered to come save us even though we could be heard outside.

After what seemed like forever, the Mutatoe and humans came back, with Mutatoe smelling like the vet place. Oh, ok. I thought he was going someplace fun and exciting. He was very excited about his trip to the vet, where the humans held him down, stuck stuff up his butt, poked him with needles and squirted fluid in his nose (yeah, sounds like a hoot, doesn't it?) The exciting part was the fight that he got into while at the vet.

From what the Mutatoe said, there was this really stuck up black Labrador standing in the waiting room. Mutatoe said that he cautiously approached the Lab, wagging his tail in greeting and sniffed the Lab's privates in the universal doggie shaking of hands, but the Lab didn't have any parts down there! He said that the lack of parts really threw him off, so he postured and tried to dominate the Lab by putting his head on the Lab's neck, but the Lab started moving after him and made this strange "woof" noise throwing his voice to make it sound like the human man actually made the noise. Mutatoe told us that the Lab was challenging him to a fight so he play bowed the Lab and kicked his butt to make it known that he was not a Mutatoe to be pushed around. Everyone in the waiting room thought the fight was really funny, and the humans had to pull him off this slathering Hell beast and drag him to an exam room.

Sounds pretty impressive, I had to say that for once I found a minuscule bit of respect for the Mutatoe for standing up to this apparent Lab bully.

Yeah, that's until I heard the human woman talking on the phone to one of her human friends. Apparently here's the whole story:
What a dork.

Meeshka

12 comments:

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo! Dave always does a double-take at a huge statue of a Great Dane or something in the lobby at our vet's. Ha roo roo roo!
Tail wags,
Storms

JustMeCopper said...

I love it. I also love it that you draw Loki with a wierd foot everytime you draw him. Makes me smile.

The Daily Echo said...

Hmmm....you never know. It could be a harmful wild beast that comes to life at night when everyone leaves. Nah.....nevermind. That's a bit farfetched even for me!
ECHO

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

And Holly thought her brother Sam was THE Dork!

Nice story Meeshka -

Thanks for being a special sister and sharin' it with all your pals!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tracey said...

If cats could cry with laughter, I'd be doing that right now.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

cyber-sibes said...

Ha-roo roo roo, funny story... although we thought Loki's version showed a lot of imagination. Great cartoon, Meeshka!

woos & a-roos
Star & Jack a-roo

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Meeshka!

May 8th is National Stuffie Appreciation Day! Get out the best pictures of you and your favorite stuffies!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Holly said...

Poor Loki, the guy just can't get a break! Shame on that stuffie for attacking him!

Holly

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr
How does a dog get beat up by a stuffie?????? Harrrr
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Kapp pack said...

Once a dork, always a dork!

Woo woo, KA

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Happy National Stuffie Appreciation Day!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

About all I can manage to say is:
HA ROO ROO roooo roo ha roo roo ROO HA ROO roo rooOOOOO
Hugs,
Sitka