Sunday, July 12, 2009

Never a dull moment

So, this weekend has been... weird.

The human man bought an expensive and VERY loud toy that they call "Vroomy" (apparently that's what the human woman calls it, the human man apparently doesn't like that name, but has yet to come up with anything else, so Vroomy it is), and he's been out riding it. I think its some kind of horse with horrible flatulence, as it sounds horrible and could probably use some tums or something.

The human woman was very kind to go out and buy me a new 24 inch iMac so that I didn't have to squint at the tiny laptop screen anymore. I fully expect her to leave the laptop in my crate during the day so that I can cruise the interwebs and order good chewy toys online while she's making money to support my chew toy addiction, but she said something like "um, no freakin way", which to me means "um, sure, let me run a cat 5 cable up here in case the wi fi goes out".

So, with the human woman still fully booted from the Wii incident, the human man off on his gaseous horse thing, what better way to spend the day than having a stupid fight. Loki tried jumping on the bed, but his ample ass weighed him down, so he fell pretty close to Spineless Bionic Hip puppy (good thing he didn't land on Spineless Bionic Hip puppy because Sam would have been crushed under the massive weight of the Ample Mutatoe ass). Mutatoe was all bent out of shape, having just been brushed by the bored human woman, so he took the fall and his combing out on Sam, who wasn't going to take any of his crap, which meant the human woman is screaming and pulling Mutatoe off of Sammywinks, losing balance because of the boot, flailing and screaming ensued, nobody got hurt (amazingly enough) and I had a good show from the safety of the bed.

The good thing about all of this is that the human woman thought I was "such a good girl" (said: such a goooood giiiiiiirrrrrrrl) about not wading into the stupid fight that she sat on the bed with me and held my chewy bone for me. hehehe, she's such a sucker.


P.S. I forgot to mention that I got to maul Indy's human woman and human man when they came to visit yesterday. I think that Mutatoe left a pee mail for Indy on them before they left.


Teddy Westlife said...

Sounds like a positively marvellous weekend. My mum had already bought me the 24 inch iMac so it was only a matter of time before the human woman did the same thing.

Huffle Mawson

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With Khattledog said...

So, how fluffy does my tail look on a 24" iMakh?

PeeEssWoo: Now off to ask Indy to ask his humans how LB woo are looking!

ThePainterPack said...

We is sooo jealous of the big 24 inch mac thingy. That's good for a lot of husky browsing!


The Thundering Herd said...

Woo - a 24 inch IMac and a ringside seat. What more could you need?

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

HaRooo Meeshka,
Sounds like woo had a great weekend wid da ringside seat and your new vision box.
We has a 22" widescreen wid a tower to see better wid. Maw hates to git new glasses.

Husky kisses,

Jack & Moo said...

Well it all looks pretty good on our 20" imac, if a tad on the small side. But the mutatoe's ass still looks ample.
Hey, we blogged about a stoopid fight today too!

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Yas said...

Shall make mommy get me one of them 24inch mac thing..! Think of all beautiful clear view of husky chicks..!woo hoo!