There's one good thing about the Spineless Bionic Hip pup, and that is: he stares.
Whenever an icky bug gets into the house, he stares at it. He doesn't woo, or attack it, he just stares at it, wherever it flies or crawls, he stares.
This is handy for the humans, for when they do figure out that he's staring at something (other than Fox News), they'll go and squish the bug or suck it up in the vacuum cleaner (which attacked the human woman today, but that's just too embarrassing and deserves its own blog post).
The other day Sam saved the entire world by staring at a centipede on the ceiling, and then an
icky beetle thing that same night. Either the human woman is negligent in her housecleaning duties, or the bugs are getting sneaky and finding a way into the house, either way, I'm not too keen about bugs in the house, at least bugs that aren't tasty. Now, if there were a massive grub infestation, I'd be all for that, but I doubt the humans would be.
Whenever an icky bug gets into the house, he stares at it. He doesn't woo, or attack it, he just stares at it, wherever it flies or crawls, he stares.
This is handy for the humans, for when they do figure out that he's staring at something (other than Fox News), they'll go and squish the bug or suck it up in the vacuum cleaner (which attacked the human woman today, but that's just too embarrassing and deserves its own blog post).
The other day Sam saved the entire world by staring at a centipede on the ceiling, and then an
icky beetle thing that same night. Either the human woman is negligent in her housecleaning duties, or the bugs are getting sneaky and finding a way into the house, either way, I'm not too keen about bugs in the house, at least bugs that aren't tasty. Now, if there were a massive grub infestation, I'd be all for that, but I doubt the humans would be.
Woo SOOOO live the good life in Merryland!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra in boring Pawsylvania
That boy's got real talent. Woo just can't teach that kind of thing to anydog, it's a gift.
ReplyDeleteWoos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo
Star and Jack-a-Roo are right. That is natural talent and you can't learn it at school, or from the telly. Mum says that cartoon slightly freaks her out though, what with the spider on the human woman's head and all.
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Sort of like Sibe radar?
ReplyDeleteI"m not too into bugs, but ... well... can I just say "Molly Henneberg" and leave it at that? Woo.
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Dave
Hey buys aren't all bad. Callie love crunching on Junebugs and I love cicada's, "dog treats on wings"
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Gus, Louie and Callie