Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Rise of HULA

HULA Members!

I know that some humans have called HULA a "sleeper" cell... well, actually we're a "napper" cell and its time for us to wake up from our naps, take a big stretch and yawn and begin our efforts to take over the world once more!

I've been highly agitated to the point of stomping my delicate little feety feet over the torture going on in the blogosphere, and the humiliation of our pupdom. LOOK AT THIS BLATANT ACT OF DISRESPECT!!!
This poor pup is Ciara from the Chronicle of Woos

But wait... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse OHMYFLUFF LOOK AT THIS!

SERIOUSLY!!! Things have gotten WAAAAY out of control while we've napped and now its time to redouble our efforts to take over the world.

Think this is just a random occurrence?
This is one of the (not so happy) Five Sibes!

For those new to my blog and who want to assist in total canine domination of the world, here is the HULA spiel:

HULA Qualifications
1. Demonstrating Disruptive Behavior
2. Cause Humans to freak out for no real reason
3. Destroy Something
4. Human behavior modification:
5. Humans dress you up
6. Love of Kleenex

HULA stands for the Husky United Liberation Army. Although starting out as a "huskies only" group, we've found that all breeds of dogs (and cats) have the potential to help our cause, and are (if qualified) allowed to join the HULA Hoop.

HULA's mission is to slowly and covertly drive humans insane. Once all humans have been driven to the brink of insanity, we will then take over the world, where I will assume the position of Queen of the Earth.

If you feel that you have carried out covert missions to drive your human insane, wish to be a member of HULA (You will receive recognition of your deeds on my manifesto blog, and a stunning certificate, suitable for framing or tearing into little shreds, eating, then pooping it out), all you have to do is send me an e-mail with:

A write up of your covert deeds
Pictures demonstrating your cunning, guile, and evidence of your superiority over your humans

Send your write ups and pictures to:
or if you blog, send me the link to your blog where you list your HULA qualifications and if you are lucky, you too will be a member of the Elite HULA Hoop!

Your entries will be scrutinized for completeness and posted if you are worthy. Your certificate will be e-mailed to you.

For examples, please refer to current HULA members who are listed on the right hand side of my blog (scroll down... keep scrolling... keeeeep scrolling... there!)




    Our human, who is the laziest person on earth, has never completed our application, but here is one of our legendary feats.

  2. We never really even qualified for our HULA certificate - we were granted an honorary one due to SMS:) Guess it is time for us to start working on an authentic one.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  3. The santa hat looks very good on you! How nice!

  4. Woo-hoo! I've been,... napping fur a mighty long time waiting for the call to rise up!

    Having joined my pack last Jan., Moo never submitted an application, but I think Monday's blog post will qualify her...

    Jack a-roo,
    Proud HULA operative

  5. Penny, this made my day - thanks!

  6. I have been trying to keep everyone on their toes, but sometimes it's difficult with such couch potato's that I have to deal with!

    Khady Kynn

  7. Well, I guess I don't qualify. Does that make me a whimp? I sure hope not. Those hats are giving me nightmares. EEEEE!


  8. I am furry ready! Just tell me when the operation is a go! I've got some serious time to make up from the loooong time I wasn't able to dominate my hoomans! The pork chops were only the beginning! Tomorrow, the world!!! Mahwhahwhah

    Mya Boo Boo

  9. I am a proud member of HULA, as well as being an honorary husky!

  10. Diefenbaker would like to know if you have any plans on making a poster size HULA picture :)