Ok humans, it's time to batten down the hatches, and prepare for the worst, it's time for the 2014 Uncle Jack Ghoul Pool!
For those of my loyal fans, you know what this time of year means: death, destruction, and all sorts of mayhem and chaos.
Once again, this year Uncle Jack will not be visiting us, we are sending the Human Man out to visit him and grandma and grandpa Human Man for the safety of the East Coast as we know it. I pity the West Coast, it was nice knowing you.
Every time the Human Man's relatives get into one central area along with Uncle Jack, something horrible happens in the world. Typically there is a horrific natural (or unnatural) disaster, and someone famous dies.
Check out the history of Uncle Jack Ghoul Pool at these links:
Here is the back story
And here
Some more
Even more
So you see... it's about to get all freaky in here, so get your guesses in now.
I realize that a lot of that has happened recently (and can probably be blamed on Uncle Jack) such as the passing of Robin Williams, and today's massive earthquake in California (oh the woomanity).
The official start time for Uncle Jack's Ghoul Pool starts on Saturday 30 August 2014, so you have until then to guess:
1.) The horrific natural (or unnatural) disaster anywhere in the world
2.) The unexpected death of a famous person
Put your guesses in the comments and we'll see who wins. Remember, nobody really wins anything, you just get the satisfaction of knowing you contributed to the horribly events that will occur soon. So you have that going for ya.
I'll just be hanging out here where it's safe
For those of my loyal fans, you know what this time of year means: death, destruction, and all sorts of mayhem and chaos.
Once again, this year Uncle Jack will not be visiting us, we are sending the Human Man out to visit him and grandma and grandpa Human Man for the safety of the East Coast as we know it. I pity the West Coast, it was nice knowing you.
Every time the Human Man's relatives get into one central area along with Uncle Jack, something horrible happens in the world. Typically there is a horrific natural (or unnatural) disaster, and someone famous dies.
Check out the history of Uncle Jack Ghoul Pool at these links:
Here is the back story
And here
Some more
Even more
So you see... it's about to get all freaky in here, so get your guesses in now.
I realize that a lot of that has happened recently (and can probably be blamed on Uncle Jack) such as the passing of Robin Williams, and today's massive earthquake in California (oh the woomanity).
The official start time for Uncle Jack's Ghoul Pool starts on Saturday 30 August 2014, so you have until then to guess:
1.) The horrific natural (or unnatural) disaster anywhere in the world
2.) The unexpected death of a famous person
Put your guesses in the comments and we'll see who wins. Remember, nobody really wins anything, you just get the satisfaction of knowing you contributed to the horribly events that will occur soon. So you have that going for ya.
I'll just be hanging out here where it's safe
(1) Hurricane Dolly
ReplyDelete(2) Lewis Black
Oooh! Please, please, please tell me that the "famous" person to kick the bucket gets to be: Mike Rowe. Who is this person, anyway, and why are we supposed to care what a Ford Motor Company shill has to say?!
ReplyDeleteI don't really have any good ideas for natural or unnatural disasters, though.
I read that Joan Rivers was taken to the hospital. What seemed odd to me was that the article said she stopped breathing during surgery, so she was taken to a hospital. So ... where were they doing surgery? On the beach?
ReplyDeleteHumans.
Cammie!
I want to say Joan Rivers, or else the doctor who was operating on her and stuffed up when Joan Rivers wakes up!
ReplyDelete(p.s. why wasn't she already in a hospital if she was having surgery? I always have to go to the vet for my medical requirements)