Honorary HULA award to...

Sometimes an individual stands out for the very standards of HULA and does not fully recognize their own accomplishments. Sometimes these individuals, while not meeting all of the requirements for HULA membership, does other things that are just as devious, cunning, evil, and downright humanperson maddening, that they deserve recognition and membership into this very elite club.

While not a true husky, this individual does have husky spirit, recognized by others by being made an honorary husky. This individual also has to put up with annoying housemates that drive them insane and make their lives miserable, but tries to persevere and does not lose their dignity despite these interloper's intentions.

This individual head buts her humans to make them lift the covers and let her sleep under the covers.

This individual makes racket and noise and wakes her humans up at all hours.

She is afraid of thunder (me too)

She doesn't like heat (me too)

She makes sure that her human woman has fur in her coffee cup, knocking it over if possible.

She has her own room and bed but prefers to sprawl out and steal the human's bed.

She does whatever I tell her to do.

What better HULA member could there be.

So I proudly introduce to you, our latest HULA member:

Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat.

Welcome Huffle Mawson, we enjoy reading your exploits and can't wait to hear of your new adventures as a covert HULA operative, as we all fight (when its not too hot out) to take over the world in the name of Siberian Husky land.

Your Queen
Meeshka

P.S. Have your human e-mail me at: meeshkaworld@gmail.com so I can send her your official HULA certificate.

An Award?

Meeshka Perky
Originally uploaded by Shmoomeema

I'm so honored! The five Happy Hounds have nominated me for the Dogs with Blogs Awesome Blog award!

I'm speechless! Well, ok, I'm not totally speechless, especially when I clawed my human woman to get her to log in and vote for me. I mean, come on, its the least she can do since I do all the work on the blog. Thing was, she couldn't remember her login and password. Are you kidding me? I finally get nominated (without going up and doing it myself under a fake name) and she can't even vote for me?

Luckily Opy was on call and hacked into the forum and got me a new user name and password that I put into my iPhone for safe keeping. Please go up and vote for me, your soon to be Queen of the world and I will make it worth your while in livergreat once we take over from the mindless (and password forgetting) humans.

Speaking of iPhone, I got a little package in the mail the other day and have been meaning to blog all about it. Yes, its the really cool, totally stylish and HULA brand iPhone pouch that the Ao4 clawed their human woman to make for me. I haven't had time to get a picture of me sniffing their fur mail to me (Ammy, I know how you feel, and really, I think you should claw the door and get out and get muddy at least once). Once again, I've been at the whims of the human woman who claims that she's got more important things to do than take pictures of me modeling my new iPhone bag. Are ya kidding me?

Oh, you don't have any time to take pictures of me, but you certainly have time to buy yet ANOTHER stupid bag... yes, she bought another bag and not one of the cool ones that the Ao4's human makes, which are totally cool bags, no she didn't buy one of those, something about no messenger bag types in the selections and since she has no shoulders (seriously, she has a neck and arms, but its like all one piece, you think I cartoon her funny, really, she has no shoulders) but if the Ao4 human WERE to create a cool messenger bag with a really long strap, she would most certainly buy one... because she doesn't have enough bags already.

On top of which, she also has no time because she was outside in this horrible heat (yes, its like 100,000 degrees in Merryland today) watering the grass with a hose. Then Spineless Bionic Hip puppy Sam decided it would be great fun to chase the water, so he got wet, then the human woman decided that it would be funny to squirt the Mutatoe, but he ran screaming like a little girl dog... then she set her sights on me and got my fluffiness all wet! The nerve of her. But she's got a bit of a surprise when she goes to bed, as I sopped the water off of me by laying on her pillow.

Meeshka

Ah, the Days of Funky

I wanted to thank Thor for awarding me the funky blog award. I try my best to maintain my overall funkiness.

I remember the good ol days back when I was a young pup, touring with George Clinton, Bootsy Collins and P-Funk. HOOO, were those the zany days of fun! I still have the goldfish high heels that Bootsy gave me during a drunken stupor. I ate the fish, but the boots are pretty cool and fun to chew on.

I want to award the following the "funky blog award" (and as usual, in my laziness, I'm not telling them... I have claws to sharpen): Charlie (cuz he's had a ruff time of it, and he is funky), Ayatollah Mugsy (just cuz he cracks me up), and Maverick the Pirate, just because.

Seriously Tickled Gleeful

The human woman and her friend from down south left us all alone yesterday with the human man while they went and got a "spa" thing. They came back all painted up and had been groomed and stuff, smelled all funny, but were fun to claw nonetheless.

Since the human woman took the iPhone with her and locked the laptop (I really need to discuss these arrangements with her), it wasn't until this morning that I realized that I had been bestowed one of the greatest honors of blogging:

The Featured Member Seal of January 2008!!!! Its ME!!!!!!

I'm so very honored by this award, seriously, when I found out I had to nap because the stress was just so great.

Thank you, thank you for this wonderful award, I hope I don't disappoint my adoring fans.

Meeshka