Its labor day here in the US, so the best way to "celebrate" labor day is to sprawl. Here is a good example.We started our day today with pushing the door open to Uncle Jack's room and stomping on him gleefully. He didn't scream or anything, and the human woman only noticed because we weren't clawing her. She came and told us to get out, which we did, but still, victory.
We went outside and made the neighbor dogs bark at us. We don't bark, which I'm sure makes the neighbor mad because we're all quiet and her dogs bark, bark, bark, all the time. We scratch at the fence and get them going, then run back and forth along the fence, scratching at it to get them to bark some more. Great fun until the human woman came out and told us to stop torturing the neighbor dogs.
Then we stomped on the human man and got him up, then attacked Uncle Jack again. Now we're exhausted, so we're taking a nap. I heard the human woman say that she was going to clean up all of the tasty sticks that fell in the yard today. Figures she would ruin our fun so early in the week.
Meeshka
(fluffy)
I'm also napping after clawing my mommy. How do you keep from feeling guilty after she bleeds?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing in that picture is the woman giving you a belly rub. Is she being a selfish cow again?
ReplyDeleteTummy rub? Did someone say tummy rub? Be right there!
ReplyDeleteI did the wake up dance on my dad's chest this morning. He loved it! And it works really well!
ReplyDeleteAre the neighbors dogs the little bite sized yappitizer types? That's what we have, and they are always barking at us. We just look at them through the fence, imagining the nice flavor possabilities. What makes them really mad is when we just lay along the fence line and stare at them. Eventually mom opens the door and makes US come inside, just to shut them up.
ReplyDeleteUh, I resent the term "little bit sized yappitizer types." Us little guys have to bark louder.
ReplyDeleteWow - that's some great 'sprawl technique' you've got.
ReplyDeleteI realized last year the benefits of sprawling and haven't quit since.
Wow - that's some great 'sprawl technique' you've got.
ReplyDeleteI realized last year the benefits of sprawling and haven't quit since.
And now... time for a nap.
:P
Brody the Bulldog
Sounds like LOTS of fun at your house:-)
ReplyDeleteWhy do humans have to "Clean" stuff up? If god meant for sticks to be neatly stacked, the would fall out of the tree that way right? Sheesh - to quote Tubey, "Humans are Stupid!"