I've mentioned before how unfair the humans are.
They make us "do our business" outside, no matter what the weather.
They lock up goodies and treats in impenatrable fortresses.
The dole out treats like they cost money or something.
They hog the bed.
They are hard to wake up when we have to "do our business".
Finally...
They take a perfectly good water bowl and ruin it!
You don't see me taking a poo in my water bowl. Sure, I wash my tiny, delicate feet in there, only because they're dirty and they keep the bathroom door closed, but I'm not sitting on it! So why is the human woman yelling at me when look at what she does in her water bowl!
I swear, if they ever make a "humans for dummies" book, I'm buying a copy, just to see if someone has actually figured them out, or if they're just as clueless as we are.
Meeshka
(I'm not drinking out of that)
They make us "do our business" outside, no matter what the weather.
They lock up goodies and treats in impenatrable fortresses.
The dole out treats like they cost money or something.
They hog the bed.
They are hard to wake up when we have to "do our business".
Finally...
They take a perfectly good water bowl and ruin it!
You don't see me taking a poo in my water bowl. Sure, I wash my tiny, delicate feet in there, only because they're dirty and they keep the bathroom door closed, but I'm not sitting on it! So why is the human woman yelling at me when look at what she does in her water bowl!
I swear, if they ever make a "humans for dummies" book, I'm buying a copy, just to see if someone has actually figured them out, or if they're just as clueless as we are.
Meeshka
(I'm not drinking out of that)
Oh Meeshka...you are funny...lucky for me my mommy only uses one of the water bowls in our house....i think...oh no...i may need to get a video camera....come to think of it..sometimes it smelllsss...interesting
ReplyDeleteHumans are stupid and their policies are inconsistant!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so lucky to even be able to reach the water bowl. We sniff around it but we have never been able to take a drink out of it. Is the water better in there (assuming, of course, that a human hasn't messed it up)?
ReplyDeleteRoxie, Sammy & Andy