Saturday, January 05, 2008


How ironic that on a mail list there actually was a discussion about the stupidity of humans, and how some felt that humans were actually capable of seeing through our husky plans to conquer the world and thwart our attempts... and yet they drink coffee made from cat poo. The pay huge sums of money to brew and drink coffee that came out of a cat’s butt. Seriously. No, really, and here’s one of the myriads of articles about cat poop coffee.

Seriously, just go do a Google search on “Cat poop coffee” and there are a ton of articles, even a Wikipedia thing about these cats that eat berries, poo out the beans and humans gather this foul stuff and sell it to other humans as “special” coffee, and the other humans pay a lot of money for cat poop beans. Some have even suggested that this “delicacy” came about because lazy humans found it easier to gather up cat poop than pick the beans from the vines. Out of human laziness comes a rare and exotic coffee... what a marketing coup, seriously. It never would have caught on had they said “we’re lazy, so drink some cat poop” oh no, but “the digestive process of this special breed of cat causes a paradigm shift of flavor that is both rare and exotic”... ok, I just hurt myself laughing at that one, but I’ll be damned, the humans buy this stuff!

Therefore, for a limited time only, you too can experience the rare and exotic blend of Meeshkafe!
Straight from the trash can and into what is the world’s most pristine and exotic gastro-intestinal systems, this masterful blend of coffee grounds and pizza crust is only available for a limited amount of time and for a large amount of cash. Be the first human on your block to savor the magical blend and receive a certificate of accomplishment. Bring a baggie, as you will be require to pick your own sample and pay before you leave the premises.


The Daily Echo said...

You've got Mom's attention. She's looking for her calculator. With 4of us producing on a daily basis she figures she can afford to even throw in complimentary coffee filters!

cyber-sibes said...

Now you've got our hu-mom wondering about that bag of "Husky Java" we gave her for Christmas from Save Our Siberians.... maybe there's a little more "husky" in there than she bargained for! Ha-woo-woo-wooo!

Star & Jack-a-roo

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

And without any snow in Merryland, the harvest is MUCH easier for Juan Valdez - eh?

Wags and Wuv,


PeeEss - khould it be khoffee - or would it have to be a WEAK brew fur that?

Kapp pack said...

I think your really onto something here.....maybe a raffle basket of it for the next Hike N' Howl???

WOo woo, Kelsey ANn

Holly said...

What an enterprising mind you have! And don't forget, maybe it can double as a skin exfoliant!!


Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Meeshka,

Happy Barkday buddy - have a wonderful day :-)


Hammer said...

Hi Meeshka
HAPPY BARKDAY !!! We hope you have a great day, full of fun and cake. You sure are a pretty lady.
Love from Hammer

Maggie & Mitch said...

Happy birthday, Meeshka! We hope you get lots of treats for your special day!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Kathryn and Ari said...

Wow--I knew there was a reason we prefer tea!

Balboa & Mommy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEESHKA! Hope you get spoiled beyone belief.

Frenchie Birthday Snorts

Bama said...

Happy Barkday your Highness!
We think between the mail list and your blog we've finally succeeded in making mom swear off coffee. Course she may never function again, but all the husky talk of catpoo coffee has her second guessing about what she drinks.

Charlie said...


The Brat Pack said...

You're gonna be RICH! (you're already famous)


Kapp pack said...

I gave you an award! Come visit our blog to find out more!

WOo woo, Kelsey Ann

Vegas said...

Hey Meeshka,

would this be how the hoo-mans make Freeze dried coffee??

Thor said...

Mama laughed herself silly on this one! She only drinks tea, but now she's looking at our run a little strangely...