Meeshkafe

How ironic that on a mail list there actually was a discussion about the stupidity of humans, and how some felt that humans were actually capable of seeing through our husky plans to conquer the world and thwart our attempts... and yet they drink coffee made from cat poo. The pay huge sums of money to brew and drink coffee that came out of a cat’s butt. Seriously. No, really, and here’s one of the myriads of articles about cat poop coffee.

Seriously, just go do a Google search on “Cat poop coffee” and there are a ton of articles, even a Wikipedia thing about these cats that eat berries, poo out the beans and humans gather this foul stuff and sell it to other humans as “special” coffee, and the other humans pay a lot of money for cat poop beans. Some have even suggested that this “delicacy” came about because lazy humans found it easier to gather up cat poop than pick the beans from the vines. Out of human laziness comes a rare and exotic coffee... what a marketing coup, seriously. It never would have caught on had they said “we’re lazy, so drink some cat poop” oh no, but “the digestive process of this special breed of cat causes a paradigm shift of flavor that is both rare and exotic”... ok, I just hurt myself laughing at that one, but I’ll be damned, the humans buy this stuff!

Therefore, for a limited time only, you too can experience the rare and exotic blend of Meeshkafe!
Straight from the trash can and into what is the world’s most pristine and exotic gastro-intestinal systems, this masterful blend of coffee grounds and pizza crust is only available for a limited amount of time and for a large amount of cash. Be the first human on your block to savor the magical blend and receive a certificate of accomplishment. Bring a baggie, as you will be require to pick your own sample and pay before you leave the premises.