Thursday, January 06, 2011

Happy Barf Day To Me

I had such high hopes for a fantastic birthday today.  I'm 10 years old, and as the Queen of the World, I think I deserve a dignified, treat laden, festive day to mark my 10 year anniversary as Queen of the World.

I woke the human woman up at the reasonable hour of 4:45am this morning, and because it was my birthday, she was actually very nice about letting the Mutatoe and I out, and promptly fixed us our breakfast without complaining!  Off to a wonderful start on my special day.  She even gave me extra cheese sprinkles before stumbling back to bed.

As usual, I jumped up and sat on her head for a bit.  The human woman is a prime candidate for spontaneous human combustion, so when she started heating up I left my head position to lounge on my very cushy bed next to the human woman's side, and of course the suck up Mama's dog Mutatoe nabbed my head spot.

I was dreaming of livergreat and all of the wonderful treats I would be getting throughout the day to celebrate my special day when I heard the unmistakable sound of pre-horka from above.  Without warning, splat!

Yep, the Mutatoe threw up on me!

Granted, I was hoping for a hot meal for dinner, I didn't expect pre-chewed  Mutatoe leftovers.

The human woman jumped up quickly and began to clean up the mess... without realizing that I had been the target of the spew.  I stood there... waiting.  Then I stomped my delicate little feety feet and rubbed against her and that certainly got her attention.  She cleaned me up and apologized (even though she wasn't the one that tossed their breakfast on me), and tried to comfort me, but I was inconsolable... who wouldn't be?

To make up for it, the Human Woman brought home LIVERGREAT!!!! Yessssssss!  She's been all attentive and nice to me, even after I claw her, so I guess it was worth the inconvenience... plus its much quieter since I buried the Mutatoe in the yard head first*.

*Please note: no Mutatoes were buried in the yard or harmed in the making of this blog post.


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Happy Meeshka Day!!!!!!!!!!

Khongrats on the Livergreat!

I wonder if he had your pressies delievered to The Governor and Dept of Transportation ;-)

PeeEssWoo: My FT is bowed in your honour now!

Painter Pack said...

Happy birthday to my hero! And Livergrate too!! And don't worry about the Mutatoe...He's able to dig himself out.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

That was a bad start to your special day. Happy Birthday, Meeshka. We're glad no Mutatoes were actually buried in the yard for this post.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Happy Birthday, Meeshka - we will have some livergreat in your honor.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Happy birthday, Queen!

For your birthday, I am introducing the following resolution in Congress:

Whereas Queen Meeshka was born January 6, 2001,

Whereas today is January 6, 2011,

Whereas the Mutatoe is stupid,

Now, therefore, be it

Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, that the Mutatoe has sanctions placed on him for horkaing on Queen Meeshka's head

Cyber-sibes said...

The whole thing has us speechless, except to say
Happy Birthday Meeshka! Reign on!

jack & moo

(Star's first ever squirrel kill was discovered by our bipeds with nothing but a tail & 1 hind leg sticking up out of the ground... and it hadn't even horka'ed on her!)

Myndi said...

Aside from the barfing incident, we hope you have a very happy birthday, Meeshka!!

Franki V said...

Happy Barfday, dear Meeshka! Mutatoe perhaps misunderstood the birthday concept and decided that a dog's breakfast was in order.

Jane Eagle said...

HAppy Birthday, Queen Meeshka! May you have many more :-)

Ozzie the OZmonster & Zowie said...

That sucks about the splat! I usually just horka on the bed!

Hoppy Birthday to yaz!

Pippa said...

Ugh :( That doesnt sound too good. Hope the rest of the day was a vast improvement, sounds like it was.


Huffle Mawson said...

Happy birthday my Queen! Sorry about the horka but at least you got some livergreat!

Sam said...

Happy Birthday, Meeshka! We are sorry your day went a little off, but it sounds out like your human made up for it!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Happy birthday Meeshka! Your post made us have one question though. When you say you got extra cheese sprinkles, that seems to imply that you get cheese sprinkles everyday. Is that correct? If so, our mother is very bad because we never get them.

Steve and Kat

The Thundering Herd said...

Hope you had a Happy Barfday (er, Birthday)!