Awards and junk

Hey everypup (and kit and hamsterrier),

Still hating all of you with snow, as I still don't have any. Just cold. Its so cold that the human woman's left index finger snapped off outside while picking up our poo, but that's ok, she fished it out of the poo bag and duct taped it back on.

Ok, that didn't happen, but its so boring around here I just didn't want to say that its so boring around here, which I just did, so I don't know why I bothered to come up with something more exciting.

Ok, so while reading all about everyone's fun snow adventures, I see that I've been given some pretty nice awards. I've also found a few that I'll just downright take for my own, because I want to, and I'm a husky... its what we do.

First, this very nice award was stolen from someone. Its very nice, and I'll sit here and guard it and if you try to take it from me, I'll make a high pitched keening noise and snap at you like a Mutatoe eyeing my cookie.

I think it has something to do with being friends and sharing, but its mine, and I'll claw you if you come near it, because I'm all about the awards.

The next award has a bunch of stipulations and requirements and hooo boy, its just chock full of drama and intrigue... or was that a show I was watching on tv... I forget, anyway, here's this award and the write up that I'm suppose to post as well:

"The award states that "This blog invests and believes the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships!" In other clearer words, "These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

Ok, I just piddled on the human woman's chair when I got to the part about "self-aggrandizement" ahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! I would also like to point out that the human woman's biggest pet peeve (other than not finding a spice-less spice rack in any local store) is "in other words..." because she thinks that if you have to include that as a follow up to something you wrote, just say what you mean in the first place and delete the crap that needs an explanation. So, thank you Mason Dixie for giving me this fantastical so well deserved award as I'm the best blogger out in the blogger world and people should pay me in livergreat to be a part of my life... not that I'm self-aggrandizing or anything.

Ok, so here's the last one, which also came from Mason Dixie (nice sucking up, I must say, you shall be awarded honary HULA status yet if you continue this). It looked oddly familiar, and sure enough I already have an award that has the same picture but with different words, but hey, I'll take it anyway, although I'm pretty sure a dog would not stand to be used as a couch for a cat, the sentiment is nice.

Meeshka