The Human Woman is selfish and greedy.
She knows how much I love bananas, and yet the other day she tried to sneak a banana without sharing it with me.
She must have masked the noise of peeling the banana somehow, probably by running the water from the faucet, otherwise I would have heard it, but I detected the distinct odor of banana on her breath the moment she leaned down to pet me, no doubt out of guilt for eating a banana without sharing it with me.
When will she learn that our keen senses will betray her guilt to us each and every time. Sometimes I think that humans are just beyond training, they just can't seem to learn anything.
The next thing you know she'll be hiding somewhere in the house to satisfy her selfishness... but we will find her
Yes... we will always find her.
- Meeshka
She knows how much I love bananas, and yet the other day she tried to sneak a banana without sharing it with me.
She must have masked the noise of peeling the banana somehow, probably by running the water from the faucet, otherwise I would have heard it, but I detected the distinct odor of banana on her breath the moment she leaned down to pet me, no doubt out of guilt for eating a banana without sharing it with me.
When will she learn that our keen senses will betray her guilt to us each and every time. Sometimes I think that humans are just beyond training, they just can't seem to learn anything.
The next thing you know she'll be hiding somewhere in the house to satisfy her selfishness... but we will find her
Yes... we will always find her.
- Meeshka
*GASP!*
ReplyDeleteHow DARE she!!!
You know what they say about payback, Meeshka!
Play bows,
Zim
I'm just saying, the human woman has a LOT of bags that you might have access too.
ReplyDeleteGreat Job Meeshka!
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If ever a clawing was called for THIS is it!!! Make her pay for depriving you of such yumminess!
ReplyDeleteHolly
Hide the scent of a banana? Not a chance! I hope you were able to convince her to give you some.
ReplyDeletePoppy
That is so horrible. My evil witch momma eats bananas right in front of me! It is agony.
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