I'm just a bit angry right now and you won't like it when I get angry because I'll... I'll do something.

That stupid Meeshka, she said she would help me go see my new girlfriend Frankie woo!

Frankie says she has peaches and other fun things for me to share with her, and since that selfish fluffy Meeshka never shares anything with me, I wanted to go where my charm and good looks would be appreciated. I was very surprised when Meeshka offered to help me get to see my sweet cloud puppy, but I thought it was because she just wanted to get rid of me so she would get more oyster crackers.

How was I to know that when she said that delivery people stop by twice a week to pick up boxes that she actually meant the trash people! I sat in that box all morning, then afternoon, then the "delivery people" came and picked up the box I woo'd and even peed a bit with excitement, and they threw the box back on the ground (which hurt) and said they can't take me because recycling isn't picked up on Thursday. Stupid human schedule! I thought for sure I was going to go see my Frankie woo, but now I'm stuck here.

Stupid Meeshka!



  1. Oh Sam!

    Be patient!!

    We'll get woo a woooooman!!!

    That Meeshka is SOOOO special!!!!

    PeeEssWoo: PLEASE don't tell her BUT your wondeful mom is going to get a MAGIKH brush!!! There is your (Donald)trump khard!

  2. Oh poor Sam. The agony of waiting must be unbearable. We hope you get to your Frankie Girl soon.

    Flurry and Aja

    PS - nice box.

  3. Dear Sam,
    That's furry furry sad. Frankie is probably wondering when you'll be arriving on her doorstep. Maybe woo can see each other in your dreams.

    Star & Jack a-roo

  4. Poor Sammy! That is sooo mean of Meeshka! But at least you didn't get put in the trash!


  5. Oh poor Sam. I know how you feel, poo-face Salvador would probably do the same thing to me if he could. But Meeshka is the queen so you can't really argue.

    Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

  6. To My Sam,

    You are still my hero, and I know you will find a way to come and eat peaches by the pool with me someday. I can see how hard you are trying!
    I just love the special box that you made to be shipped in. What a special delivery that would have been if you made it!!!!
    I have faith in you, and I can see the determination in your eyes.

    Woo.....Hugs and Kisses to my Bionic BF, see you soon, I will check the mail! Tell Meeshka hi, and to be good to woo!

    Frankie Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

  7. Oh, Sam! That is so romantic! Frankie is one VERY lucky girl.
    I also can't believe Meeshka actually let you post! It makes me wonder if there is something weird going on in the world. Just a feeling I have.

  8. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Sam, I hope that you and Frankie can be together soon. I know what it is like to have a long distance relationship. If only my ZIM could find the keys to his mom's car...

  9. What a super cute - I mean, horrible! - blog post. HEE HEE! I love your special delivery box. I bet the people who came were NOT expecting to see you there. :) :)

  10. Thanks dogness for small miracles, though...we wouldn't want to see woo in a landfill! Though there are probably lots of tasty treats there...


  11. Poor Sam,
    Maybe Meeshka is jealous that woo have a girlfriend?

    Princess Eva

  12. Well, you can't really expect nice from Meeshka, but at least the humans didn't take you away and toss you in the recycling!



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