The Injustice of it all

There is a HUGE blizzard going on called Nemo.

I should be dancing for joy out in the feety feets of snows blowing and drifting right now...

EXCEPT IT'S NOT SNOWING HERE!!!!

Rain, stupid rain!!!!!

NOT happy!

Nap Time

I'm seriously exhausted now. I think I may have overdone the whole frolic in the snow thing... since it happens so infrequently, I wanted to make sure that I:

1.) played in the snow - check
2.) lay in the snow - check
3.) Pile drived the Mutatoe's head in the snow - check
4.) Pooped in the snow - check (although the snow is the same level as my po-po and that was disturbing)
5.) ate some snow - check
6.) ran in the snow - check

There is now so much snow that I can't even walk in it! I had to force the human woman to blaze a trail for us to walk through the yard. I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong, but why can't it be a reasonable amount of snow spread through the winter? Merryland is so stupid. I need to get Turbo involved in righting this seasonal dysfunction.

Weather People Suck