Sunday, April 09, 2006

Blog Security Hasn't Been Breached

I just wanted to assure every husky that the human woman hasn't cracked my password and blogged a false post from me. I also wanted to assure everyone that I'm just as cute and fluffy as ever... now just softer.

The evil furminator cannot penetrate my fluffiness, but it does bring out the red in my fluffy coat, and it does make my fluffiness even softer than before. I'm still amply fluffy, it just got rid of some of the undercoat. It also doesn't hurt like the other evil brushes, its like you were being petted, which is a good thing. The human woman spent a lot of time with me, massaging my fur, bowing to my needs, following me around like a good human woman, so I was able to manipulate her, while she thought she was manipulating me. I'll allow her to think that for now.

She did get me outside with the thing, which wasn't as pleasant as it was inside, mainly because I was in the middle of a nap and stalking of a bird that was trying to build a nest up on the deck we never get to go on anymore. I was concentrating so hard on the little bird, willing it to fall to the ground close to me so that I wouldn't have to strain myself with getting up and chasing it, and she came out with the furminator thing. Ok, fine, comb me if you want, but after a while I got tired of it, and scampered away. She followed, I scampered, she followed, I scampered, she gave up, I won.

I will pick the time and day that she will be allowed to use it on me, and only when I feel that my fluff needs to be combed all soft again. Another added bonus is that now that I'm soft and fluffy, the human woman can't resist my soft and fluffy, so she's been petting and scratching me a lot, which is a good thing.

It was nice out today also. Not too hot, not too cold, just right. We spent some time outside, and I was able to snag the mutant toed puppy in mid-air and slam him to the ground. So, overall, a very good day when that happens, and I barely had to move to do it. He's such a dork.

If only you could feel how soft I am now!


  1. Will you be posting photos of how you look and the new device?

  2. Hrumpf. Now my human is seriously thinking about getting one.