Its storming AGAIN, and nobody will let me claw them!
I tried to claw the human woman, but she pushed me aside.
I went over to the human man, because he's playing his loud video game and won't leave the chair (captive audience claw victim), but he yelled at me.
I tried to claw Loki, but the human woman yelled at me for that.
I went back to the human man and he made it clear that I was NOT to claw.
Sigh. So I'm pouting now. The storm wasn't that bad, so I wasn't insistent. I knew that I could drive the human woman away from the laptop if I wanted to, then she would have to give me her undivided attention, but it wasn't that bad of a storm.
I get no respect, and I'm probably not going to get any of that tasty roast the human woman is cooking. Maybe if I look sad and pathetic enough she'll give me a taste.
Meeshka
Got claw?
I tried to claw the human woman, but she pushed me aside.
I went over to the human man, because he's playing his loud video game and won't leave the chair (captive audience claw victim), but he yelled at me.
I tried to claw Loki, but the human woman yelled at me for that.
I went back to the human man and he made it clear that I was NOT to claw.
Sigh. So I'm pouting now. The storm wasn't that bad, so I wasn't insistent. I knew that I could drive the human woman away from the laptop if I wanted to, then she would have to give me her undivided attention, but it wasn't that bad of a storm.
I get no respect, and I'm probably not going to get any of that tasty roast the human woman is cooking. Maybe if I look sad and pathetic enough she'll give me a taste.
Meeshka
Got claw?
Meeshka, I have to tell you that you have a problem. I was looking over your Flickr site and found that your human has troubles telling whether you're angry or about to sneeze!
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I'm allowed to box unless I box mom's neck. She doesn't like that. Try clawing the furniture, maybe?
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