Jimmy Hoffathon, Day 2 update

Live from the field, we have breaking news that nothing has been found so far, yes, I repeat, the husky search team has not found any trace of Mr. Hoffa, or his leftovers.

It is a disappointing blow to the Husky Search team, having been digging, snorfling, and rendering harmless any small burrowing creature they encounter for many hours. They were hoping for something to provide to the media at the 2:30am conference, but apparently they will be stopping long enough to tell us that they haven't found anything before continuing their search. We will then turn to the camera and repeat exactly what they said, just because we think you can't figure out what they said, besides we say it more perky.

Live at the digging fields, back to you Matt and Katie...oooh, I mean whatsherface, the one that replaced Katie.

Meeshka
(in Shmootracker 2000)