I was reading over the human woman's shoulder just now and she promised to send me to the late (and great) Keema's owner! Apparently Keema's human woman is lonely without Keema and only has a Lab (ok, nothing against Labs, but you guys are just way too obedient and actually fetch things and junk... eeesh) to keep her company and she misses having couches eaten, and fur all over, and being clawed.
I'm guessing that the human woman's offer was some kind of joke, like she was saying that Keema's human woman would be sick of me clawing and spreading my fluffiness all over quickly and thus get her husky fix and she'd send me back. Well, I don't think that's very funny at all, so I've packed my suitcase (air vent, food and water bowel) and I'm ready to go and I'm not
coming back. If the human woman doesn't appreciate everything I do for her, then I'm sure Keema's human woman will (Keema use to tell me what a push over she was, so I'm destined to get all sorts of goodies, and toys, and attention there).
So there human woman, you'll be all sad when I'm gone and sitting on Donna's head, and clawing Donna. You'll miss me, you know you will!
I'll just sit here by the door until my ride arrives.
Meeshka
(soon to be called something cool and queen-like in my new cushy home that doesn't have any gimpy mutatoes and spineless bionic hip puppies)
I'm guessing that the human woman's offer was some kind of joke, like she was saying that Keema's human woman would be sick of me clawing and spreading my fluffiness all over quickly and thus get her husky fix and she'd send me back. Well, I don't think that's very funny at all, so I've packed my suitcase (air vent, food and water bowel) and I'm ready to go and I'm not
coming back. If the human woman doesn't appreciate everything I do for her, then I'm sure Keema's human woman will (Keema use to tell me what a push over she was, so I'm destined to get all sorts of goodies, and toys, and attention there).So there human woman, you'll be all sad when I'm gone and sitting on Donna's head, and clawing Donna. You'll miss me, you know you will!
I'll just sit here by the door until my ride arrives.
Meeshka
(soon to be called something cool and queen-like in my new cushy home that doesn't have any gimpy mutatoes and spineless bionic hip puppies)
I'll help you get there - we are nearby in York so let's set up a GET MEESHKA TO DONNA DRIVE going!
ReplyDeleteYes - your human woman will realize that the Gimpy Mutatoe and SamTheSpinelessWonder don't have quite the blogging skills that MEESHKA THE MAGNIFICENT possesses!
Khall me and look for the OrangeXterra!
Khyra
Don't forget to pack some livergreats for snacking on your ride over there. Also, does Donna have grubs in her yard too? I'm sure you'll get the Lab whipped into a good servant in no time. They have no clue as to the cleverness of a great Queen Husky.
ReplyDeleteI do feel sorry for your humans and servant brothers. They are really going to miss your Huskyness.
Meeshka.....you must promise to write to us when you are on your trip....
ReplyDeleteWOo woo, Kelsey Ann
Wooos, Meeshka,
ReplyDeleteIs Donna a good typist? You will have access to a computer, right? When you go, we'll still need our Meeshka-fix!
Wooos and a-roos,
Star & Jack
(We think your human woman will be begging you to come back in no time.)
Meeshka, we just met Donna, but she really sounds like she needs you bad. You are so very fluffy, I am sure you will be able to leave little mementos behind for your hu-mom to remember you by.
ReplyDeleteHave a safe trip!
Maddox
Meeshka, I'm trying to talk Keema's human into getting another Sibe, so hopefully you won't have to visit for long. I'm sure your human would actually miss you once you are gone.
ReplyDeleteHolly
Oh Your Highness, we're guessing that you've got your pack trained just right, and after a few days you'll be ready to come back home. It's true that absence makes the heart grow fonder, though, by the time you're ready to come home your servants will be ready to grant your every desire just to have their queen back.
ReplyDeleteManykisses,
Bama & the RHP
You're very brave, Meeshka! I've changed homes too many times already and wouldn't want to do it again. But I see your point.
ReplyDelete