Distraction can be used many ways to get what you want. A classic distraction technique usually requires the aid of an assistant and one that doesn't mind NOT getting the goodies. I find that gullible mutatoes make for the best assistants.Have them either:
1.) Make a strange noise in another room
2.) Pee on something in the human's view
3.) Scream loudly or horka
Once the human is distracted, the "prey" is yours. Eat quickly, as humans can only be distracted for so long before they get wise to your plans... but you'll notice that they fall for the same old tricks over and over again.
Meeshka
(next time I'd like more Parmesan on my spaghetti, thank you)
Excellent! Thanks, Meeshka! I'm taking notes.
ReplyDeleteMeeshka, you definitely are the Supreme Queen. I get so many ideas from you......my annoying one is the equivalent of your mutatoe.
ReplyDeleteWoo woo, Kelsey Ann
You are sooo smart Meeshka, and give such wonderful lessons!!!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you are the Queen!
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Woooos, Queen Meeshka,
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent idea! Unfortunately the annoying puppyhead is so food-oriented, he'd never co-operate like Loki. But the other day while hu-mom went outside to check on him, I did steal half a cooked chicken breast off the kitchen counter. It was paw-lickin' good, too!
Woos,
~Star
You give such grrrreat life lessons, Queen Meeshka! Now, whathusky can I recruit to be the distraction.....probably Cracker since he's such a finicky eater anywoo.
ReplyDeleteManykisses,
Bama & the RHP
Oh you have have it down to a science. I can do the distraction thing, but Missy does not work with me. She usually hides if I do something that causes the humans to come look. I need a better assistant.
ReplyDeleteHusky Hugs, MayaMarie
Oh Horka is the best!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sitka