Friday, July 25, 2008

The puppyhood of the traveling spineless bionic hip pupp

As you may recall, Spineless Bionic Hip Puppy Sam has met someone online. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking: how do you know this isn't somedog POSING as a stunning all white husky with deep blue eyes and is really a cat or worse... a squirrel looking for revenge?

Here is the hussy in question: Frankie Look at her shamelessly exposing her fluffy underbelly with that "come hither" look. She sent Sammy a nearly pornographic picture of herself lounging on the couch. She's shacked up with another guy at the moment, and yet all I hear is how much he wants to go see her and frolic on the West Coast with her. Go out for puppacino and walk along the beach. Ick.

To shut him up, I tried convincing him that a nice white truck would come pick him up if he was inside a box on the curb, but I miscalculated the stupid human calendar and put him on the curb on the one day that they don't pick up the recycling stuff. He was a bit mad about laying in the sun in a box all day, and I thought for sure he'd give up his quest to make it to the West Coast (he thinks its only a mile down the road, as Sam is geographically challenged and thinks that California and Arizona are near Washington... D.C.)

So, we're going to try this now. If you only knew how much of a hassle it is to get a cannon delivered to a back yard without the Secret Service and Homeland Security snooping in your business. The lengths I go to!

By the way, if you haven't stopped by the Kapp Pack and Steve, Kat, and Wilbur's blog to pledge money for their blogathon that starts tomorrow, you best get your fluffiness over there and do it now. You may even see a special guest blog entry from yours truly, but I'm not gonna do it for free, you have to pledge some human money!


  1. 3-2-1
    Just want you to know, I'm ready if he lands here in Iowa. What I want to know is...what do we do with him if does???
    Your pal,

  2. Ohhhh My Sam!

    He has taken to the air in flight of true love! I wonder if Meeshka knows the arrival time!? Gosh I hope that canon is pointed in the right direction....To meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeshka, I knew I could count on woo to get my guy to me! Woo are so clever. You so went to great lengths all in the name of love....

    Thank woo Meeshka!

    Now, how do I catch him when he arrives??????

    Frankie Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
    (Looking up in the sky) have totally captured the essence of the send off, that cartoon is GREAT.
    Love the woo out of the end of it!!! awesome.

  3. I heard my mom laughing all the way from her office when she saw it -

    And that was about 11 miles!

    Good Lukhk Sam - love does khonkhwer all!!

    Try some on Meeshka and see how it tames THAT beast in her!!!

    PeeEssWoo: If woo think he might land in Iowa, I'm khoming along - I want SUMMI to khatch ME!

  4. GREAT idea, Meeshka! If the cannon doesn't work out, let me know. I have a tank you can borrow. Just say the word.
    Tail wags,

  5. Poor Sam! I hope he makes it to California ok. If he lands here, I will be sure to let MY Sam play with him.


  6. Oh, Sam, hang tough, maybe one of our Kansas tornadoes will help whirl you to your girllllllllllll.

    Woo, the OP Pack

  7. I am not sure the cannon is going to work. Maybe you should tie some helium balloons to him as well.

    Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

  8. That's very clever Meeshka. Wrap him in bubble wrap first, so he'll bounce. Woo wouldn't want him to end up needing MORE surgery!* Best wishes, Sam, hope you see your grrrrl soon!

    Wooos & a-rooos,
    Star & Jack a-roo

    (*more surgery = less money for treats)

  9. Oh Meeshka,
    Could I borrow that to get rid of someone? I don't care where he lands.

    Princess Eva

  10. I hear those online love affairs usually end quickly.

  11. Hey Meeshka!!!

    We at Team Husky have presented you with a cool new award - check it out on our blog!!!

    Prince, Summer & Suki