Serves Her Right

So, on friday the human woman locks us in our crates like usual when she goes out to lunch... BUT THEN SHE DIDN'T COME HOME!!!

The human man did come home (thankfully, we were wondering if they just left us) and he fed us... too much as usual. We tried to tell him that we normally get have a roll of livergreat each with our pupcid pill, but he wasn't fooled (no doubt coached by the human woman before she left).

We started to get a tad bit worried when it got dark and no human woman. Then it was time for bed. We got our oyster cracker snack at bedtime and totally forgot all about the human woman because, holy cats, the whole side of her bed was OURS!!!!! The human man told us not to get too comfy, because she was coming back. Drat... I mean, oh goody.

So, where did the human woman go all night, then all the next day? Well, my spies found out.

Khyra happened to be doing a campaign stop in Pennsylvania and stopped in at a local event and this is what she found.

Yes, that's my totally short bus human woman clutching a starbucks and looking as though she just came from a shelter herself. Apparently she was helping the human chauffeurs park their cars for the dogs to go have fun. Oh, you don't believe me that the human woman looked this dorky? You think that I actually make these things up? You think I cartoon her looking like this when actually she doesn't look like this... well, see for yourself.

SEE! I told you! Poor Khyra was mortified and wouldn't even come near her, she even piddled a bit because she was laughing so hard. I mean, seriously! Do you now see why I don't EVER go anywhere with her? Will someone PUHLEEZE call those "What Not To Wear" people for me and get them over here as soon as possible!!!

Oh, so what's with the blog title? Well, she left me (and the mutatoe gimpies), now she has a cold. Gee, what with 14 layers of mis-matched clothing you'd think she would have stayed warmer.

By the way, I got your message on my human woman's leg Khyra, and I'm working on it.

Woo is me.



  1. She was - well - khompletely fetching -

    I do have a much better understanding AND APPRECIATION of why woo have such 'tails/tales' to tell -

    If ever she gets to be KHOMPLETELY too much, please ring me - I'll khome get woo out of Merryland!

    PeeEssWoo: My khrazy mom had fun meeting her too!

  2. Woo Woo Meeshka!
    Wese gots to see your huMaw too but didn't realize she was yours! We was in the back of the Sibe-urban. It was our first time meetins everyone at dis Hike. Maybe when you leaves some of your coat around you could knit a matching sweater and hat for your huMaw sews she won't have to wear that many layers. It was chilly for humans.

    Husky kisses,

  3. If you hadn't posted a picture I wouldn't have believed that cartoon. They say we're colorblind...


  4. Hmmmm, we see your point. But on the other paw, she does give woo lots of great material for your blog just by being herself.

    Woos & a-roos,
    Star & Jack a-roo

  5. Is it me... or does your human woman look like the babe on the Wendy's logo?
    Play bows,

  6. Ok, I was laughing so hard I DID piddle a little! Oh Meeshka, I'm so sorry for you!


  7. Ok.. I always thought your cartoons were.. well an exaggeration. I see you actually play down how bad things really are.. I am however pleased that I am not the only furry with an embarrasing human.. mine has no dress sense either!

    love and tailwags,

    Ben xxxx

  8. Well, we've never seen your human but she does dress a tad strangely. Course Jan has those moments too. Sometimes we wish we were off leash so we didn't have to admit we're with her.

  9. That is so funny, our mom was saying something about "what not to wear" before she finished reading. How do you stand it?

  10. WOO WOO Meeshka

    We can not believe this! Thanks for the picture to confirm this - We are very very sorry for you! We wouldn't go anywhere with her either!!
    Thor and Marco Polo

  11. Anonymous4:39 PM

    It is good to see the Starbucks made it into the cartoon.


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