Fashion Pig

The human woman was all upset today about some pig named "Bill".

Apparently the rulers of this part of the land feel that Bill wasn't good enough to fool the people into believing that a pig would be a good idea, so one part of the rulers put some lipstick on Bill and fed him so he got really large. Then other part of the rulers put a suit on Bill and fed him some more stuff and now he's really huge.

The rulers are parading Bill around and telling people what a wonderful pig he is, look he's got a suit and he's wearing lipstick (not that there's anything wrong with that) and they're trying to make the people love Bill.

Except they aren't fooled. A pig in lipstick and a suit is still a pig... except the rulers think they know better and pretty soon, Bill will be taking your money away too, instead of helping you. The rulers will applaud and cheer at Bill and claim they've helped the people, because rulers don't have to live with Bill.

I seriously have no idea what she's rambling about. Maybe she's been sneaking the nyquil again.

Regardless, vote Turbo and Khyra... because, well all of the humans running for Prez really suck.



  1. Is he a pitbill?

    YEP, she's been hitting the nykhwil again -

    I so pity woo -

    At least it isn't Hike N Howl weekend - she would SOOOO be the life of the pawty!


  2. Hello beautiful,

    Mum woke up at 5am this morning and put the TV on while she was making coffee and your pawlitical debate was on, it was early, Mum hadn't had her coffee yet and she kept having visions of a pitbull wearing lipstick (she thanks you for that one) all she could hear was "blah, blah,blah,blah,blah, grrrrr,grrrr,whine, blah, grrrr"
    She got so lost she poured my kibble into my water bowl! I'm banning her from all pawlitical debates unless they involve Turbo and Khyra now.. next time she will probably be seeing a pig in lipstick and a suit and lord knows what she will pour my kibble in!!

    Ben xxxx

  3. Oh yeah, Bill's a mighty big pig.

    Woos & a-roos,
    Star & Jack

  4. WOO WOO Meeshka

    Yup - Looks like Myquil talking to us!

    Thor and Marco Polo


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