Fashion Pig

The human woman was all upset today about some pig named "Bill".

Apparently the rulers of this part of the land feel that Bill wasn't good enough to fool the people into believing that a pig would be a good idea, so one part of the rulers put some lipstick on Bill and fed him so he got really large. Then other part of the rulers put a suit on Bill and fed him some more stuff and now he's really huge.

The rulers are parading Bill around and telling people what a wonderful pig he is, look he's got a suit and he's wearing lipstick (not that there's anything wrong with that) and they're trying to make the people love Bill.

Except they aren't fooled. A pig in lipstick and a suit is still a pig... except the rulers think they know better and pretty soon, Bill will be taking your money away too, instead of helping you. The rulers will applaud and cheer at Bill and claim they've helped the people, because rulers don't have to live with Bill.

I seriously have no idea what she's rambling about. Maybe she's been sneaking the nyquil again.

Regardless, vote Turbo and Khyra... because, well all of the humans running for Prez really suck.

Meeshka