Tuesday, October 30, 2007

HULA Lesson #9,495: Distraction

Distraction can be used many ways to get what you want. A classic distraction technique usually requires the aid of an assistant and one that doesn't mind NOT getting the goodies. I find that gullible mutatoes make for the best assistants.

Have them either:
1.) Make a strange noise in another room
2.) Pee on something in the human's view
3.) Scream loudly or horka

Once the human is distracted, the "prey" is yours. Eat quickly, as humans can only be distracted for so long before they get wise to your plans... but you'll notice that they fall for the same old tricks over and over again.

(next time I'd like more Parmesan on my spaghetti, thank you)


Tucker said...

Excellent! Thanks, Meeshka! I'm taking notes.

Kapp pack said...

Meeshka, you definitely are the Supreme Queen. I get so many ideas from you......my annoying one is the equivalent of your mutatoe.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Holly said...

You are sooo smart Meeshka, and give such wonderful lessons!!!

No wonder you are the Queen!


cyber-sibes said...

Woooos, Queen Meeshka,
What an excellent idea! Unfortunately the annoying puppyhead is so food-oriented, he'd never co-operate like Loki. But the other day while hu-mom went outside to check on him, I did steal half a cooked chicken breast off the kitchen counter. It was paw-lickin' good, too!


Bama said...

You give such grrrreat life lessons, Queen Meeshka! Now, whathusky can I recruit to be the distraction.....probably Cracker since he's such a finicky eater anywoo.
Bama & the RHP

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh you have have it down to a science. I can do the distraction thing, but Missy does not work with me. She usually hides if I do something that causes the humans to come look. I need a better assistant.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh Horka is the best!