Writers Strike - Heroes (part 300)

The frustratingly stupid humans continue to breed and be stupid despite the heroic efforts of past husky heroes. Next up, two of River Hill Pack use their super powers to defeat the humans:

Chili uses his directional fur spray to cover the humans in a mass of fluffiness to keep them from doing stupid things.





Mikki is currently tunneling under Ft. Knox. While most huskies tunnel out of things, Mikki has begrudgingly accepted the job of actually tunneling INTO something so that the other huskies can steal all of the money. Once they have all of the cash, they will then go on spending sprees and buy every squeeky toy in the world and deafen the humans with one gigantic coordinated squeek.

Writers Strike - Heroes (again)

Despite the many talents of the other Hero Huskies, the humans continue to be stupid (what a shock), so more HULA members must unleash their inner talents and help rid the earth of stupid people.
Khyra, the appointed husky in charge of changing the stupid human alphabet and ridding it of redundant letters to make it simpler, such as deleting the pesky and worthless letter "C" using her sweet brown eyes to melt every human that looks into them.










Super puppy Juneau learned the art of flying at an early age. When not cruising the skies with Turbo, smacking stupid humans on the head, Juneau flies around looking for humans carrying food products in those silly "green" grocery bags, swoops down and steals them, then shares the goodies with his pack after he picks out the good stuff.

Writers Strike - Survivor Semi-Final

Well, our gang of obsessive compulsive cleaners hasn't fared very well in the past week. We lost one when Loki yacked up on the carpet, licked it back up, then horked it out on another spot of the carpet. This caused Louise of Valparaiso, IN to totally lose it, and run screaming from the house. John of San Angelo, TX found a piece of fur in his underwear and had to be taken to the emergency room. We hope you feel better John.

Tonight's episode is the Semi-Final, where we hope someone wins, but the contestants aren't looking very healthy.

Tonight's challenge:

Husky Fur Condiment!

Writers Strike - Life

A courageous and dedicated police dog fights crime and keeps people safe.

Then one day, she is framed for murder, found guilty and sent to prison for a long time.

Her lawyer gets a new trial and proves that she is innocent of the crime and wins a gazillion bucks in a lawsuit.

Taking her money (after lawyers fees, expenses, etc.) Meeshka rejoins the force and tries to find the real killers to redeem her good name.
Well, ok, she could care less about her name now that she's filthy rich.

That Wacky Human Woman

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Originally uploaded by Shmoomeema

The human woman was just sitting around and someone poked her in the eye with an icepick. Yes, selfish-grain time. She refuses to get out of bed to post a new tv show that I wrote, so here's a picture of me in my fluffy fineness.

Think of it as a pre-empted show for the George Foreman Grill or something.

Meeshka
(all I want for Christmas is a set of opposable thumbs... and those cool ginzu knives)

A Woo for a lost one

I was saddened to learn that Ozzy and Romeo lost their human man recently.

All of us here are going to give a woo to tell those already across the Rainbow Bridge to welcome him, play with him, and keep him company until his loved ones can join him.

Please woo with us, and go to Ozzy and Romeo’s blog to let them know that he’s waiting for them over there, and that he’s fine.

Meeshka

Writers Strike - The Big Bang Theory

Two total geeks know computers, but don't know women. Their new, hot neighbor shows them the way to a woman's heart isn't through a USB port.

OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? You want me to write that crap? Who watches that lame show anyway, with its stupid fake laugh track and bad scripts.

Fine, maybe this will get people to tune into that stupid show before it gets cancelled, and next week if its still on the air, I'll see if Henry Winkler will come out of retirement, don his Fonzi jacket and jump a shark tank:

Writers Strike - Battlestar Galactica

Having just fought off the evil Cylon warriors in a fierce battle, the brave Shmoobuck returns to the Galactica to curl up on a nice cool air vent.

Writers Strike - Battlestar Gallactica

Writers Strike - Men In Trees (Part 2)

Writers Strike - Men in Trees