Loud Noise Public Service Announcement

The Mutatoe
Originally uploaded by Shmoomeema.
This is Loki the Mutatoe, he is VERY LOUD!
But he's not as loud as fireworks or thunder, which scare me. Ok, the fireworks isn't a big deal, but the thunder thing is very scary, and that's what I want to talk to the humans about.


I know, I know, you can't stop the thunder stuff (at least that's what the human woman claims), but you can stop making the stupid banging and whistling and booming of the fireworks things every summer.

Its getting to be about that time, and a lot of dogs (huskies too) will start freaking out because humans just have to be all destructive and stupid and set off those fireworks things, causing fires and injuries, and losing an eye and all that (wooo, great fun).

So, you humans, if you can't stop the idiots from setting off the fireworks, then you have to help your dog get through the shock and trauma of that stuff. Here are some tips to help your dog cope with all that stupid noise:

1.) you must sit and hand feed your dog goodies. Things like human foods, meat is good, some candy, candy is good. I've learned that cashews are really tasty, so some of those, they're very calming, and some huskies like fruit too, but NO GRAPES OR RAISINS, but maybe some nice watermelon.

2.) Taking your dog to a 4 star hotel and having the bell boy hand feed them is also good for their nerves. You should make sure the hotel has those REALLY soft towels so your dog can lay in a pile of them on the comfy bed while the bell boy hand feeds them things like shrimp, lobster, and perhaps, salmon bits.

I was going to add a third one, but I think those two would do it, especially #2, the hotel is really a nice thing to do for your dog during this stressful time.

Remember, people aren't too keen with setting fireworks off on the appointed day, so you may have to stay in that hotel for a week or two with your dog to make sure they aren't traumatized!

Just another helpful Meeshka hint



  1. Another way is to take your huskies abroad where they don't celebrate their Indepemdemce Day on July 4, and stay in 4-star hotels and have the bell boys feed the dogs shrimp and salmon bits. But stay away from France because huskies don't speak poodle.

  2. Us cats need stuff like that for fireworks too. We also have sensitive ears.
    ~~ Mini

  3. Yours is such a good idea that I'm going to record Fargo reading it outloud and then play it for the Human while she is sleeping.


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