The human woman went out and got malaria, West Nile, and probably heartworms sitting outside in the grass trying to coax me to look at the camera.
She just doesn't understand how hard modeling is. Getting the right level of fluffy to come out, the pose, the tongue positioning.
Sigh... I need to be paid more, what with this new "no toy" policy they've levied on me.
(pet me, I'm fluffy)