Ok, so the humans brought Sam upstairs and put him in the computer nook with the human man. Of course they erected all sorta of barriers and gates and anti-husky devices between us and him, so no playing with the spineless wonder for us. We’re actually ignoring him. He gets all that special treatment, so he gets ignored.
The human woman is up here, but a lot of good that does us. She’s not sharing any of her tasty human foods, she’s just sitting at the desk doing something called “paying bills”, and generally, we’re napping as usual. This use to be a fun house. We use to run around and jump on things and jump on the humans, and claw them and get treats, and then go outside and the human woman would watch me beat up on either Sam or Loki (depending on who was the most annoying that day). But now all we do is lay around, nap, eat when its time to eat, go out when its time to go out. Sigh.
Ok, so maybe I want to lay around and nap. Napping is very strenuous, and you have to get a good nap in so you can nap later. Last night I napped all day, so when it was time to go to bed, I wanted to play. For some reason the human man didn’t want to play, he wanted to go to bed. Well, if the humans would simply adjust their silly clocks and learn that night time is for playing and day time is for napping, then we wouldn’t have this communication problem going on. I simply don’t understand why he seemed angry that I was clawing and jumping on him, looking all cute and fluffy of course, and didn’t want to get up, go outside in the cold and watch me run around. I would think they would be grateful for having such a cute fluffy puppy like me and would welcome any opportunity to watch me run around the yard in the cold.
But no, they don’t appreciate my fluffy, or my cuteness, especially at 3 in the morning. I’ll never understand those humans.
Meeshka
(ooh, its time for my afternoon nap)
The human woman is up here, but a lot of good that does us. She’s not sharing any of her tasty human foods, she’s just sitting at the desk doing something called “paying bills”, and generally, we’re napping as usual. This use to be a fun house. We use to run around and jump on things and jump on the humans, and claw them and get treats, and then go outside and the human woman would watch me beat up on either Sam or Loki (depending on who was the most annoying that day). But now all we do is lay around, nap, eat when its time to eat, go out when its time to go out. Sigh.
Ok, so maybe I want to lay around and nap. Napping is very strenuous, and you have to get a good nap in so you can nap later. Last night I napped all day, so when it was time to go to bed, I wanted to play. For some reason the human man didn’t want to play, he wanted to go to bed. Well, if the humans would simply adjust their silly clocks and learn that night time is for playing and day time is for napping, then we wouldn’t have this communication problem going on. I simply don’t understand why he seemed angry that I was clawing and jumping on him, looking all cute and fluffy of course, and didn’t want to get up, go outside in the cold and watch me run around. I would think they would be grateful for having such a cute fluffy puppy like me and would welcome any opportunity to watch me run around the yard in the cold.
But no, they don’t appreciate my fluffy, or my cuteness, especially at 3 in the morning. I’ll never understand those humans.
Meeshka
(ooh, its time for my afternoon nap)
I often get my mom out of bed at 0300 to take me outside. The stars are incredibly bright at that time of ...day, and I think she should get up and enjoy them! Besides, that's the best time for me to hear my coyote friends sing to me!
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Zim
Oh, I am so with on going out in the middle of the night! It is the best time to go outside. I like to smell the yard to see if any cats have walked in my yard.
ReplyDeleteOh, you are a lot of pretty fluffy - that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteDumb humans.
Thrawn from The Brat Pack
Napping is my FAVORITE thing to do! (ok, next to eating that is) These humans spend way too much time awake! I think they need more naps like we get, and then they would be much happier and agreeable about getting up at 3 a.m.!!!
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ohhhh Meeshka! 3 AM is the BEST time to get the parents up to take me outside. I 100% agree with you - if they would nap during the day, then there would be NO problems at night!
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Just started reading but pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteHey Meeshka, I get up in the middle of the nite to play too..
ReplyDelete~ fufu
Yesterday, Dad stayed home from work sick so we didn't have to go in our kennels. Dad thought we would enjoy being able to play all day, but we just laid around being lazy. You're totally right that you need a good nap to nap some more!!!
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