Some of the most important accomplishments for HULA membership are:
- Demonstrating disruptive behavior
- Cause your human to freak out for no real reason
- Cause human guilt for no reason, other to get attention or treats
- Destroy something
- Human behavior modification
- Being dressed up as something for the humor of the humans
- Love of kleenex
For your own safety, please continue your chaos and HULA covert actions in the vicinity of your cage, as you are a small, yet tasty morsel, and we wouldn't want an eager HULA member to mistake you for free range squeeky toy.
We are also receiving reports from all over about humans complaining about our training tactics. Huskies curling up on the kitchen table for naps, huskies stealing crab dig from tables (a fine piece of levitation and stealing I may add).
Keep up the good work everyone, and train hard
(almost got the human woman's roast tonight)