There has been much chatter on the human mail list about a poor innocent husky who was found licking a bowl that had formerly contained crab dip.
Most of the humans jumped right on the bandwagon and pointed their non-fluffy fingers at the poor husky, accusing him of STEALING the bowl and eating the crab dip. Surprisingly, some have offered alibis and alternative stories as to how the bowl ended up on the floor, and the crab dip's disappearance.
Its always the husky's fault, therefore, I'm putting up my shingle in defense of the wrongly accused!
Most of the humans jumped right on the bandwagon and pointed their non-fluffy fingers at the poor husky, accusing him of STEALING the bowl and eating the crab dip. Surprisingly, some have offered alibis and alternative stories as to how the bowl ended up on the floor, and the crab dip's disappearance.
Its always the husky's fault, therefore, I'm putting up my shingle in defense of the wrongly accused!
Meeshka I am so impressed! And very glad, who knows when I might need your services!
ReplyDeleteI think your firm is just the one to handle my snow suit. Do you do pro-bone-o work?
ReplyDeleteMeeshka, I think I might need your help. The olives are falling and who knew that if you ate a ton of them it would turn your poop red. BRIGHT, run Doodles to the vet, red. Da momma is threatening to clobber me for doing that. Dr. Brenda said no harm done. Who's right here???
ReplyDeleteMeeshka,
ReplyDeleteI needed your help a few days ago when dad caught me with mom's slipper. He tried to tell her I took it to destroy it, but I was just rescuing it from Monty! See my blog. Luckily, mom stuck up for me!
Good to know your services will be available for future needs!
Hollybollyboo
We may need your services. Mom thinks we are the ones barking and waking her up. Just because we are the dogs in the house doesn't mean we are the ones barking, does it? There must be another explanation.
ReplyDeleteRoxie, Sammy & Andy
Just in time! Wednesday I hada play date with my black lab friend from obedience school at her house. First her older snarky mutt brother didn't like me and tried to chase me away.
ReplyDeleteThen the little human girl came outside (they're German and bilingual) Mama, Mama -- Hier is kaka! or something like that. Well my Mom knows "kaka" when she hears it in any language, so she and the other mom both jump screaming "WHAT!?"
Of course I was accused of leaving a little calling card in the living room. I swear it was the old dog setting me up.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Help!
Maggie
We've bookmarked your post. With all the temptations that Christmas brings, we may well need your services!
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Storm
I may print this one out, just in case I need a get out of jail for a fee card...........
ReplyDeleteDakota
ps - it's snowing here!!!!
So... this is what they meant when they said sibes were WORKING dogs??
ReplyDeleteyou go meeshka!
Yana
I think i need to hire you Meeshka, although the chances of acquitting me are pretty slim, see, I broke dads new video camera, and I cant blame anybody because it was actually recording at the time I head-butted it......Im toast arent I?
ReplyDeleteMeeshka,
ReplyDeleteI really need your help! My new brother Troy has been bringing me things. They are really nice things, like KleenX and rubber wine stoppers. How was I supposed to know they were stolen? I mean, he's my brother. I can trust him, right?
Oh and there's this little thing about an assault. I was just flying around the livingroom practicing for the International Husky Furniture Olympics when I slammed into mum's head. I didn't mean it, but I'm doing some serious crate time over this. Surely you can help spring me.
And, I think mum should be disqualified as a witness, since she was in on the crab dip case. Isn't that a conflict of interest? And, how can she be a witness against her own daughter? Isn't there some sort of immunity?