While I'm banging on the door for the human woman to let me in from the searing heat, the mutatoe is hiding under the shade of the deck, there's Sam... lounging in the sun. Black fur, soaking up the heat... he's very strange.
He tells us that he needs the sun's rays to power his bionic hip. Yeah, we're buying that excuse. Since he's got so much stainless steel in him (its surprising he doesn't clank when he walks) I'm guessing its more to warm up his gimpy parts.
The human woman thinks its cute how he lays in the sun, but he's ruining the reputation of huskies all over the world! How can we possibly convince the humans that we'll need indoor snow machines to keep us rolling in snow year round once we take over the world if Sam is out lounging in the heat and basking in the sun?
Its just not right
(won't catch me laying in the sun, I'll spontaneously combust)